Pedro

They spent last week with a very busy shop preparing bikes for their customers to take to Jerez for the weekend, so they neglected Pete because he is a brit and not going to Jerez!

The wheels, with the 19 front, look out of proportion to me, looks like a fashion thing. Sofia had a sit on a less expensive "urban" something with cast wheels and that looked ok in person, like it wasn't trying to be something it's not.

why is that, Bob? They look kind of weird to me.

So do I Sat on a Multistrada 950 the other day, and it felt wrong in a cheap chinese way, like a triumph 800 gt tiger, a V4 felt nicer but hard and not comfy, looking forward to a ride on one of these. Enough for me to endure calling a Ducati dealership!

He’s clearly been saving them for when they’re “really” needed

They can't find a big enough top box

BMW 700 with a big top box, huge, potentially with a back rest.

My bet is a 750 of sorts, with a big ugly top case!

I think it’s going to be another BMW A twin, maybe.

Yes, pay someone 500 Euros to take it away, great deal!

It's a plastic bag, to prevent the paper bag containing flour getting wet

I would go on the same website you bought it from and sell it for 500€ less than what it cost you!

I’m in awe!

Yes, a trolling wind up!

Indeed, and not just to get home after trouble either, they properly went for it!

Buy some fucking asparagus, dude!

Be nice to her, @XTreme, take her and your son out for dinner, find somewhere nice where they serve pork or asparagus, the Poles love asparagus always!

Well, that’s Pete’s problems sorted, then. I think it’s too high a price for humanity to pay for Pete’s son’s bad taste but then again that’s not why Putin’s gone unchained either…

Flights are cheap now, have you thought of introducing the idea to your boy that she might go and spend the ocasional week or two there by herself and thus slaughter a pig or two to get back to her roots?

Or maybe his is from the 40s

She might not be wrong there, but that’s a normal feeling for most emigrants to have. Can’t see her getting much sympathy out doing things, either, with that attitude. Personaly, I can’t wait to hear of what she thinks of summer there

Didn’t those do 100mph?

Mine, I might change it though

I never had a pump, but did take it intravenously when dealing with kidney stones a few years ago, and I loved going from cold and puking from pain and muscle spasms to feeling nice and warm and comfortably falling asleep after asking for a blanket