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Pedro

Twat of the Year 2024/Moderator
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  1. Numa noite the orvalho, fui cagar ao cemitério Levantou-se o morto e disse, Vai cagar para o caralho! Quando eu era pequenino a minha mãe fez-me uns calções Eram largos na cintura E apertados nos colhões!
  2. Pedro

    I miss N_Tart

    Being fofilled can ruin anyone!
  3. Pedro

    I miss N_Tart

    Pink power ranger, wasn’t she? Got everyone salivating just from having “tart” on her nickname
  4. How did this turn out? Did we win?
  5. laying down for a bit? That’s a symptom unless you’re ancient
  6. Whenever I’m with those guys I find a way to call turbines “fans”, those engineers go mad
  7. This is plain boring without lone amigo to worship this guy
  8. Does Pete ask obvious questions? who is Pete? what is a question?
  9. You’re asking Pete type questions over and over
  10. Is a sandwich a methafor for sex in the uk?
  11. Our worse fears and challenges are usually inside, Bob. Buckster is no exception
  12. If you read it through my eyes… It’s a curse, I think this is what Tim is always on about my sense of humour
  13. The coolest cemetery I ever saw was an old one in Malmo in Sweden. Only a few timesafter walking next and through a park with trees did I notice there were headstones near some of the trees and amongst some bushes. All stone and marble has a very cold and austere feeling to it, plus on a bright sunshine day they’re sometimes blinding with brightness from reflections.
  14. Because you’re a cool dude, I’m not going to joke about she dating twins. That sucks.
  15. There’s 5 helicopters fighting it, plus people on the ground. It’s windy too and dry grass around so far from ideal. There’s no rain in the forecast. There’s not goingto be proper rain in the south until mid to late September at the best,and lately “at best” isn’t the reality for rain. For proper rain that has an effect on water levels and fields hidration, that’s October or November at best.
  16. To me, I’d like them to be greener, it’s all stone and marble, but unless you water grass it wouldn’t work.
  17. The Express in the other picture, being a diesel probably isn't much faster The 4 is still very a very common sight in inland rural southern Portugal, a lot of them clearly original and with not a lot of restoration gone into them. No idea, I put it down to artistic liberties, but that isn't originally St. George's flag. It was used by some crusaders before him, and in Italy even before that for something.
  18. Over 100.000 miles, but "apparently" it must have had new brake discs "at some point"
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