Pedro

That would be carnage in Portugal, stick all bikes inside for half a year and then suddenly it's riding season? 20% wouldn't return home

Marcel, apparently, in the UK Honda riders have anal sex with each other.

To their defense, in a proper “adventure” there is no rush. And there’s also just newspapers in there, a Jeep Wrangler carries all the real stuff. It’s an internet trip!

Thing is, it’s nice to decide to go on a multi day ride and just doing it, way a couple of weeks at the worst time of year and it’ll still be shit to me, but paradise to a brit. @Marcel, how can it be motorcycling paradise if the motorcycle is grounded more time in a year than it is allowed out?

He wished the guy rode anything, a bike, a sheep, his wife probably would be less of a pest if she got some too

Japanese warrior helmets share some lines with the german nazi time ones, so there’s that. That step on the helmets is great on the battlefield but funny enough make no sense on a bike unless you’re stranded in the rain and preventing droplets from getting in your collar.

Right, I get taking trophies if you killed nazis, still don’t get going to a shop and buyong a helmet like that out of fashion.

A nice nazi BMW, and I’d get it, but it seams like something that should get you in court martial and yet lots of them do it?

I don’t get the thing with nazi helmets on Harleys, it seems confusing to say the least.

Why isn't it cooler like here? Why do you choose to have such heat?

Great looking sky, so it's warm there is it?

Don’t be cocky assuming you’d be that toned You just don’t look healthy, that’s all

Or: Life on earth would be just fine with no humans

I looked it up and that's 56kg in a unit I understand. Seems to me if you really want to show off you should get some meat and muscle to go with your bones.

I felt the same. Sticky seat, hot temperatures, you're sliding front and your nuts are getting squeezed by the too warm pants, it's not fun. Try the cover, it'll help with heat and sweat, feel less grippy than the seat, while also making the seat itself comfier.

Much obliged! Sitting on your scrotum is indeed the deal we got dealt. Maybe you would be happy to try a mesh seat cover like I have on the GS, it's cheap and maybe it helps spread pressure points and air things down there. I hear those KTM can radiate quite a lot of heat to the rider. See, even pussies like it:

Something wrong if people are using their members to scroll through their mobiles! It´ll bring an adequately inane level of psychedelic to the whole thing.

You say pillsbury and french, but when you say ham and cheese on top it sounds the bad kind of american.

Good stuff Marcel, this is a very unique way to post a ride report but there you go. Fuck Pete's suggestions, you're just posting random pictures so might as well shoot them diagonally!

Only in the US do seagulls get fed

You can’t even read exit signs!

No he can’t!!!

With a boxer engine, you don’t get oil starvation on one side when starting the bike after a while, while the other side might get oil into the combustion chamber.

Never gonna forgive you for not getting a nice one after that servo assisted trainwreck Instead you go and buy that thing that can’t climb a sidewalk with a passenger

That’s shit. But at least you always know you’re ready to race!