Pedro

Brits don't know anything about mixing eggs with other foods!

That's the stuff!

Luckily, or sadly, the pointy bits of the ugly stick were worn down by the Ducati and it became the bland stick. Like if Hyundai designed this bike. Hyundai? Huyndai? Hiunday? don't know.

That would mean we were beyond the end of the world and in the matrix, being fed our our juices and living an illusion

That’s a threeway nobody wants to watch!

@Buckstertaking pictures and posting ride reports, @XTremebuying tools … Pretty sure this is a sign of the end of the world!

That might be impressive but doesn’t mean anything to me.

And then the pace went up to sneaker?

Hope she has fun, @XTreme

But I meant the journalists, not the guys engineering the bike. Suddenly everyone comments on crankshaft angles!

Helps with being a hipster too

I love it, suddenly it's all about 270º cranks, everyone's an expert on firing orders now!

The tent?

Chandelier, toilet paper, very la di da No piss bottle inside a tent for you, I like how you travel.

Scratch that, it seems really out of focus, put this one instead, bike hardly turned a wheel this month

It’s a red 390 KTM, bets?

It's a shame you didn't get the Vario topbox with the bike. It's very cool because it folds smaller like the sidecases do, so it doesn't look as monstrous as that thing you carry around

Nice place, I think you posted another ride there a long time ago now? It's such a waste when buildings with so much character just go unused and decay, even if it's for restaurants it's good they have life in them.

It’s road hugging weight, though

Refurbishment of cobblestone roads… that’s so first world compared to Portugal!

Clearly your word isn’t enough to settle this.

Just sent the rest of my bread back, turns out I had enough

Well, this is the opposite of a Harley though, this engine is notoriously known for not handling poor quality fuels. Holes is pistons is what happens. Harleys, being American have to cope with poor quality fuels so they chose to make the bottom ends split in two instead.

We better ask Pete for a photo of the back to settle this! Hey @XTreme!

Why is it half grey and half black?