Pedro

I meant that you get so hyper alert and hysterical that your imagination gives you a nudge into interpreting the situation your own way. There's a saying here that translates to something like "I don't believe in witches, but they are out there"

I don't get any of that crap. If you want to walk around an old abandoned hospital, you're bound to catch a fright. If not looking to feel hyped up and hysterical and overthinking the situation, which is what happened, why go? Plenty of nice normal buildings with no ghosts and the guy who is afraid of them goes exploring an abandoned hospital?

I don't know what that was, the first two eyes were probably a cat. If you're afraid of ghosts why go look for them? Also, it's way smarter to wear long pants when walking through that kind of thorny bushes, just saying. Fucking hipsters

A wanking arab? What kind of places do you visit??

Has that happened to you?

I walked into a cafe today, into the bathroom and had a piss. I didn't wear a mask while doing this, felt great, the times we live in ...

Beyond fixing … his health is ok though

I just had a nice dinner with my parents, and will drive to pick my brother up from the airport in an hour or so. Weather here in northern Portugal is like summertime, but don't even feel like getting on the bike as weekend traffic annoys me so much. We'll see what the weekend brings, I expect dog walks and little else.

I hear the surfing in China is shit, though

I see that here a lot, all the yoga surfers, all of them vegan and eco everything traveling around on 20 or 30 year old diesel vans and littering beaches with plastic.

You see Jebediah's naughty smile, Thelma's smile, and somehow Albert's smile kind of tells the story that it probably isn't his idea

I’ll let you know if he gets lost and end up here

Cast aluminium as a frame? Is it just me that thinks that’s crap?

No, I meant if you think that’s amazing then you’ll have a field day there

If you ever go on google pictures and search for motorcycle touring I think you'll loose your shit

I must have had 23 or 24, not sure. I had just bought the Transalp. Am 40 now.

More like Guy Squints…

I love that!

Bloody vans, surfers, campers, motorhomes, why don't they all go cruise Russia!

That explains it, she usually doesn’t drive that fast either

What does that mean, Facebook is over?

Quite a difference between a motocross engine and the enduro/trail version when it comes to peak power and delivery, though. I would say a 450f would be easy enough, if a little uncomfortable to sit on. Just put a tooth more on the sprocket if it's too snappy and all's good. I do say, there will be no freedom like riding your smooth 500 on the road and just exploring dirt roads when you fancy, that's what it is all about. An older more old school 250 will be shit on the road, I think.