Pedro

They have been popping up randomly in the garage and outside, but now there are none to be seen anywhere but in the bike, I've made surprise attacks and killed about 50 or 100 by now, all of them only on the top of bike, I can´t spot them in the mess of black nooks and tubes that is the GS's lower half. I'll send an email to BMW Motorrad and ask them that if they wish me to consider a GS1300 it better come equipped with an electronic pest repellent

Or to throw her off it

Really, I’ve looked everywhere around the engine and hidden places for a dead bird or something like that, and there’s none, there’s no ants around the bike, but still they keep popping up … What the fuck, is there a hidden ant colony on my bike? Stay tuned… I sprayed ant killer on the center stand, but that might just make them not want to leave

What a great thing, a tiny adjustable pepper mill: I’m easily amused…

I said you don't learn it because it's fun, not that it can't or shouldn't be fun, in the same way you should know how to drive a vehicle even if you don't have fun doing it.

I get people not being interested in cars or bikes as a hobby or something fun, but being able to get in a vehicle andmove around is a valuable ability to have, as Pete’s son is in the risk of learning. Like goingto school, you learn to read not because it’s fun.

He’s a young man in a situation where being able to drive a car is clearly important, Parker

I can't listen to Metallica on my helmet unless on really nice roads in the countryside, it tends to creep up and increase adrenalin, just watched a cool clip explaining this video on Metallica playing One at the Grammy's in 1989. The only metal band I like, which means I'm not a metal guy, not a big surprise. They were 25/26 years of age and quite out of their element playing for people outside of their usual fan base, until James Hetfield (3:15 in this video) turned to Lars and eagered him to push it and they turned it into a proper Metallica show in the end, I think it's quite cool: Billy Crystal, always the top host, too!

I don't get it, never too late to get a driver's license and be independendent of his wife, is he impaired in some way that he can't drive? Polish women are weird, but this one seems to be beyond bananas, she'll go nuclear meltdown in small-town Spain

And put a small roundabout exiting every dealership

I fueled up my diesel car with 98€ today, and it wasn't even on reserve

You're driving 200km for your daughters to watch a movie? You're not a hero, you're a saint!

got to let the ruskies get something ...

Better still, if you want to really punish Russians then make it so that the only bikes for sale there are Kawasakis, except the pretty 900 retro one.

Would you expect two drinks when ordering that?

There’s a saying: There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits!

Ugly bikes nowadays, nobody even asked them about Russia!

Who is us?

Buy the woman some flowers once in a while, dude! Or go trail riding and pick them yourself…

Russians when every maker stop sending bikes: “ok, we can cope” Russians when BMW, the most cold hearted car and motorcycle company announces there are no more GSs to Russia: “shit got real, let’s” put Putin down! Meanwhile, Ducati:”well, if no other (ironically Berliner or Austrian) makers are selling bikes there, let’s just increase prices and announce our trust in diplomacy

Sue grew up to be tough, though

Going to be 10 in June. He's only got half of his liver and starting to have a few knee problems, though.

No motorcycle riding for me, this weekend, although the weather was perfect today and supposedly is going to be tomorrow, I'm taking Costa for a weekend away, just us two at my place Having a little dinner tonight, and I'll have a nice bottle of wine while he can feast on bottled water

I find it amazing you can just online and NATO tells you their military strategy, I wonder if it's reliable or if they're trying to put spies out of business.

You get presents when you buy a car or a bike in France? That's the kind of thing that reminds me Portugal is an underdeveloped country, here you're lucky if you there's enough gas in it to make it to the petrol station.