Pedro

I have modded my bike's ECU with an ant poison trap ... this is my life!

No vodka around the bike, either

I haven't received a shipment for over a week now, shit´s not funny

I thought of that, but tempting more ants to invade the garage didn't feel like a solution I went to have a look just now, not the numbers of yesterday but there were still a few around. I'm getting annoyed, also made me look closely into the bike and realize what a fucking state it's in, proper dirty. Will have to buy some sort of liquid to give it a good soaking once the weather changes. Fuck it, I'll ride it on the weekend making my way somewhere, it's going to be nice by then, let's see how they like 200kmh. Only Berlin assembled engines for these ants!

I did have a good look under the main seat where the ECU is, and couldn't spot any. Apart from that only if on the intake. The whole bike's guts are plastic vent like things, bloody ants are black too so they only run out of camouflage when they walk onto white or light grey plastic

Can you picture what 50 ants say to each other when they're traveling at 130kmh on a motorway?

They have been popping up randomly in the garage and outside, but now there are none to be seen anywhere but in the bike, I've made surprise attacks and killed about 50 or 100 by now, all of them only on the top of bike, I can´t spot them in the mess of black nooks and tubes that is the GS's lower half. I'll send an email to BMW Motorrad and ask them that if they wish me to consider a GS1300 it better come equipped with an electronic pest repellent

Or to throw her off it

Really, I’ve looked everywhere around the engine and hidden places for a dead bird or something like that, and there’s none, there’s no ants around the bike, but still they keep popping up … What the fuck, is there a hidden ant colony on my bike? Stay tuned… I sprayed ant killer on the center stand, but that might just make them not want to leave

What a great thing, a tiny adjustable pepper mill: I’m easily amused…

I said you don't learn it because it's fun, not that it can't or shouldn't be fun, in the same way you should know how to drive a vehicle even if you don't have fun doing it.

I get people not being interested in cars or bikes as a hobby or something fun, but being able to get in a vehicle andmove around is a valuable ability to have, as Pete’s son is in the risk of learning. Like goingto school, you learn to read not because it’s fun.

He’s a young man in a situation where being able to drive a car is clearly important, Parker

I can't listen to Metallica on my helmet unless on really nice roads in the countryside, it tends to creep up and increase adrenalin, just watched a cool clip explaining this video on Metallica playing One at the Grammy's in 1989. The only metal band I like, which means I'm not a metal guy, not a big surprise. They were 25/26 years of age and quite out of their element playing for people outside of their usual fan base, until James Hetfield (3:15 in this video) turned to Lars and eagered him to push it and they turned it into a proper Metallica show in the end, I think it's quite cool: Billy Crystal, always the top host, too!

I don't get it, never too late to get a driver's license and be independendent of his wife, is he impaired in some way that he can't drive? Polish women are weird, but this one seems to be beyond bananas, she'll go nuclear meltdown in small-town Spain

And put a small roundabout exiting every dealership

I fueled up my diesel car with 98€ today, and it wasn't even on reserve

You're driving 200km for your daughters to watch a movie? You're not a hero, you're a saint!

got to let the ruskies get something ...

Better still, if you want to really punish Russians then make it so that the only bikes for sale there are Kawasakis, except the pretty 900 retro one.

Would you expect two drinks when ordering that?

There’s a saying: There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits!

Ugly bikes nowadays, nobody even asked them about Russia!

Who is us?

Buy the woman some flowers once in a while, dude! Or go trail riding and pick them yourself…