Pedro

Nice choice, you were going for one of top three most uninspiring locations ever with the other one next to the bin and mcdonalds publicity

They’re twats, Pete!

Properly clean wheels! And nice bin, too

Just have to say, I am quite content with the sun glint off my bike's front brake disc, it was on purpose!

I am almost afraid to ask what that is after the description of that night.

I feel sorry for her having to have you drive her and whining all the way

All pictures or video of it imply you only hang off it though, and don’t ride it…

a long term investment

like that specific cockney, yes

Yes, you do sound like you're John Wayne's deputy in an old western. In a nice way.

That guy doesn't sound like Pete at all, to me. I think you're focusing on the accent and not the guy's voice. That, or you all sound alike to me, which might not be wrong.

Rob Brydon sounds similar to you in short words like "Rob", "what", but to me that comedian does sound very much like you.

That guy is hilarious, and he sounds like Pete.

Funny enough, like most cars' auto boxes with the same up (forward) and down (back) buttons, it seems opposite of what is intuitive to me. On race cars it's pull back for up and push forward for down.

Too many to name, the guy looking at the inside of the barrel, or the police guy showing off in a room full of kids, I don't know... If there ever was well timed advice was the one guy that told her to put her tongue inside her mouth, as he clearly knew what was going to happen

They're not really Lara Croft, are they, those guys? What is the point of an abandoned sanatarium?

Riding to the beach, I wear beach shorts, tshirt, trainers and an open helmet. The risks are there but wtf! When I stop at the supermarket and buy groceries when arriving home, I then ride home with no gloves, easier when holding the grocery bag too…! And also sometimes when riding around town to dry the bike after washing it, I’m wearing no jacket so it feels like gloves make no sense? Touring or on a ride, always gloves

The Honda V Twin trails were sweet bikes!

I was a fan before, though. To be honest when I rode the yellow one I didn’t really appreciate anything other than the comfy seat, didn’t really know what I was doing. The 1150 is very planted and handles nicer than some of the newer ones, it’s got a balance to it that just inspires confidence. Having said that, they are a moody bike and a nice one is a keeper and sweet, while the wrong one will also handle nice but give you a clonky gearbox and diff worries.

Yep, there's no point in setting a deadline when it can always move a month or two either way, it only has the potential to frustrate you if that happens to be longer.

Colours and paint, Pete, make wheels pretty again?

You are not wrong, though