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Couldn't give two shits about that, to be honest, it's not exactly the lost city of Atlanta. Would rather it filled up properly again and that Spain aren't dicks with holding all the water their side, but they are.

I meant kinky in a good way

Biological sex sounds kinky!

Mel Brooks has his special place in humor history

The drummer!

Your zoom sucks!

Made me think of Camptown Ladies!

I don´t know in what kind of place you'll live, but horse riding in very popular and a lot more democratic there, if you end up somewhere outside a main city they'll probably be a lot happier with the green grass there than where you live.

Went to the beach with my dog looking for bitches

Forget about the tank, that's a hideous rear fender on a 28000 bike, looks like a bad french streetfighter. Together with the dents on the tank obviously because they put it all together then realized the suspension hit the tank on full lock, makes it clear it was designed and put together by a hipster twat high on dirt track pictures.

I like that!

They won’t take you with white hair though, you’re still a ginger to all that know you but no ginger to your own kind. Sad story…

I really like your countryside and those seemingly lost roads you take pictures off. Makes me want to go for a french ride over there, stopping for the night at a small inn with a warm plate of country food and a bottle of red wine, like a musketeer

And wet summers too

Had to google what Lenor is, makes sense using it for camping, it's outdoorable, as if dried outside

My kind of roads! 150 miles in that with proper cold gets you tired. I would really look forward to a nice hotel bed after a day in the cold, though, but glad to see you had fun even though you didn't make it to the rally.

At least here, it's because people have gotten fed up with making an effort, and are taking covid as something that just is going to be no matter what.

Plenty of great roads to make it interesting getting there, too.

I'd like to buy a Honda, in Japan, and then tour the country. That would be cool.

I've been fantasizing lately about going on a big trip, nothing specific except being away for a few months, and have also been thinking about which bike I'd like to take on that. Part of me wants to take my current GS, but another part wants to take a normal more nimble GS or an Africa Twin, the normal GS because a sorted one feels like a touring supermoto, and an Africa Twin because of the big front wheel for offroad and japanese engine. What would your dream trip / bike combination be?

My grandmother has a saying, inspired in the way a chicken offers her rear upwards when it's sexy time, "tão puta como uma galinha", which translates to "as much of a whore as a chicken". It sounds dirtier in Portuguese

Bringing up the rear?