Pedro

Exactly, the result of it you can see above

The dude was putting 160.000km every year at well over 70 years old, that's an average of 440km per day every day. Assuming he took the odd day off, where the hell was he going?

The GS's success happened

They changed it, they used to be called the Turds

Also, "my brake light wasn't on" ...

Pete Shit walks into a restaurant to pick up his take away order. Hello, I'm Pete Shit and I'm here to pick up my order. Server: Hello sir, and ... Pete Shit? That's an unusual name... Pete Shit: Yes, I got sick of my name and had it changed! I used to be called Tony Shit and that really sucked

The classics, nice!

I voted for Michelle, out of my picture it's the one that most brings out a feeling of wanting to be there and doing the kind of riding I would want to do. Of course, coming second would be standing outside @boboneleg's garage piling topcases on a bike, that came a close second

Same thing happens with the Nurburgring, green parties are trying to shut it for years, and the majority of the locals aren't keen on it either, they don't really like noisy cars going by their street on the way to the track on sunday mornings. But, the fact is a big part of the area's income comes straight from the track, close it and use it for bycicle races and other nonsense and suddenly 70% of the area's income goes to shit. Me? I don't take out of the catalyst on my bike because it helps me have a clearer conscience, but I also won't stop riding unless I'm forbidden to, and I think all this crap is pointless, we'll all go to shit and the planet will pick itself up in less than a century.

I think events like that are exactly what regulators are trying to end ...

Why not a Multistrada if you're really into Ducati? They should be great touring bikes

Take a guess, does mister tea with milk eat spanish food?

And you put it right in the center of the picture, nice! Looks good on the Triumph, though.

We just need someone to edit those pictures and recreate the scene, this is like a CSI episode!

Are you calling my bike big?

Under a blue cold sky, on a ride to deliver wine and other goods. Stopping at @Catteeclan's favourite location amongst my usual routes.

I bet you could take a picture of an expresso machine and make it look amazing as long as it was outside under a pretty sky! That's almost cheating!

Were they really waving goodbye to you or just gathering to see the show?

That gravel is meant to stop a truck with no brakes

Same here, Bob. Tires seem to be quick as always but oil is scarce. My mechanic is using BMW branded oil because his usual Castrol hasn't been available.

I’ve no issues with electric as long as it’s got the range and some of the ease of charge. Touring on back roads, my bike can go 650km to a tank, go…

Good to hear, that you’re heading towards some balance!