Pedro

It’s all going according to plan. Our guys need to be knocked down before it matters, so they don’t overdo with being divas.

Love that nice dirtroad!

Is that engine oil or someone went nuts with oiling the chain?

As always, invaluable contributions!

Do the breathing exercises, it’s not till tomorrow!

He likes Honda. You don’t do red?

We just had a flash flood yesterday, in Portugal’s driest area, in Summer Germany is known for unpredictable weather in summertime, so God only knows what can happen!

That is not appropriate behaviour from a moderator! She’s the friend’s wife who he didn’t want to join in on the trip. Plus she rides a trike:

Do they walk crossing the street or are they nuts like deer and come full tilt and jumping?

Remap it to suit that silly exhaust.

Not trying to be funny, but have her sit on it wearing track bottoms or anything like that, slippery and stretchy, and see if it helps, her jeans seem tight. If I sit on my bike with normal jeans I become quite shorter than when wearing riding jeans or motorcycle pants. A pair of nice riding jeans like Dainese that have a little stretch in that area might help before changing the bike. Can’t understand how you can’t lower the front too, do the forks not go across the top yoke?

I get it. But won't you miss it a lot when going long distance to your France trips?

Had it not snapped the button, would you still consider getting rid of the bike?

What a cool dude!

Very cool paths that you went through. Did you snap the thing from trying to reach too far to the ground? Why didn’t it happen before?

His stuff is so potent he shoots from affar and the little dudes fence for themselves. They’re the SAS of sperm!

Couple of good hits with your hammer and pretty sure you can crack yours too, @Marcel le Moose Fondler!

Really don’t care for that low profile very wide tire, plus the chopped rear fender. Plus side pictures not having a license plate are misleading, naughty Harley!

Good thing I didn’t watch it. Once Portugal start hearing they’re in top place in their group and are amongst favourites, they get full of themselves and ruin everything.

I’ve never tried Stella. I knew a Stella once, too

It's a campsite of sorts, you've got a freezer? Take your own beer cans, twice as much as you need and just offer one to the neighbor and make a friend! A couple of sandwiches or pork chops and that's the evening done!

He seems to be typing quite well!

Fucking hell, an uplifting post from you and even including a nice blue sky picture. I worry for the universe.