Pedro

the wild beast?

How Europeans see Brits

Don't know how to tell you, but the way most countries in Europe see the British (mostly English) is young grandparents, young kids eating junk food, angry mothers, teenagers throwing up with a half eaten burger in their hands and then carrying on eating, kids eloping with young pregnant women, brawls between groups of groups of football jersey wearing youths and sunburned topless youths, 2 liter beer jugs, etc

I don't mean this to sound offensive, but this whole thread sounds like what europeans think of british family life.

Two straps, it's just the easy failsafe. Screw it, one thin strap and two cameras, that makes way more sense!

You can use whatever you want, but exactly how does it work better? Do your emails get damaged or wet if you send them via gmail? Does the gmail guy deliver to the destination's neighbor without leaving a note?

Proper lasagna is not something I would feed such a young child, unless you're cooking some bland british shit ... too much cheese, too much salt, too much fat as well. Kids aren't against strong flavors, they do get addicted to it, though. However, you should start with healthier things with no saturated fat or salt, and spices aren't good for their stomach. Grilling some chicken or turkey filet isn't that troublesome, some plain or lightly buttered pasta, white rice, steamed veggies, fruit, vegetable soup, etc, and maybe some of the grown up's food as a dessert like a treat if she goes through her own food first. That's what I would do, if the person cooking can't be bothered to cook something for a young baby, then you could all go on a baby food diet

I do love riding with no helmet, around town and stuff like that on a warm summer evening. However, can't imagine actually getting on the road and go touring without one, regardless of the safety issue it seems unbearably uncomfortable to maintain any sort of speed. Having said that, a Goldwing or anything with that kind of wind protection is probably the way to do it.

I watched "Enrico Piaggio" (the movie) the other day, quite liked it. There is room in my life for a Vespa if I needed to comute in a big town or city. Is that a lady's hat carrier bag in the back of the celebratory Vespa, though?

It doesn't look like a kawasaki either, and yet...

I would have finished the bloody thing off with a hammer! Alarm off, french hospitality, free coffee, that’s a nice day!

That exhaust is just about right for it to go to someone who neglects it

Surprises me how they are able to do that while crossing a police line. Are the cops there only to protect the buildings from being breached or damaged?

To be honest, the "motorcycling tourettes" wasn't a comment on your riding skill or technical stuff you're doing on the bike's controls, I've no doubt you're a very competent rider. It was, yes, a comment on how it looks like when someone is following you on the road, I felt like you were going slow in the fast bits and accelerate in the slower bits to try and shake me off or catch me by surprise, hence the tourettes

Really liked that, my bike would be happy enough on those roads. And those forests are amazing.

And Chopstick is a low blow, I’m drunk fighting mosquitoes and posting from my phone outside

I don’t know anything, have we met? Are there any pictures?

I meant on this forum

And @Slowlycatchymonkeyposted the worst ever ride report, which was pages of drivel before actually leaving and spending a few days unable to reach her camera for a picture. Not even of the local alley behind the chinese restaurant or Lidl.

Good, I just thought of him as one of escapees as an afterthought. Because it wasn’t like The Great Escape, it was more like the animation picture with the hens escaping the coop house:

500 miles on a casual rideout? That’s something!

See? “I posted 2 pictures earlier” only makes you look sad

Remembered, Swagman posted a picture of his mates eating a burger somewhere, and Mawsley indeed posts great stuff and an awesome report with amazing pictures!