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You can tell the truth, @Clive, were you in jail?

I once looked into one of those for Maria, cool bike!

Some really cool pictures there, and a great diversity of bikes too, is that a trials' bike going along? Surely not very comfortable over any distance?

I think that might be on a case to case basis, some guys are used to it and comfortable. I used to see a proper old dude on a ducati 916 on the Nurburgring all the time, one of the most extreme bikes ever. He did walk crooked off the bike too, though

That looks so crap when compared to a proper old school KLX300R

He had one already!

It looks amazing, that's the best looking CBR600 generation ever as far as I'm concerned. Also the first bike I went fast in, on the back seat as a teenager

He's bothered with doves perching on the chimney and the neighbour's tv antena and acting all confident up there. He bloody hates cats, though, a few of them dare to cross the garden when he's inside and all hell breaks loose, I once ran to open the door in stealth mode, he was a foot away from catching the surprised cat that managed to get away with a screech. The contentment from the scare he put the cat through? that lasted a day

If that dove on top of the chimney ever decides to land near the ground, it's fucked Costa, the dog, finally laid down in frustration after 20 minutes sitting down waiting for the bird to fall from it's perch ...

The "no gays in Ireland" one is priceless and a work of comedy genious!

I sure hope you give this a try, Chris, if you’re brave enough. Just be mindful to not let the magic smoke escape from the wires. Also, a broche in Portuguese is slang for a blowjob. (Saw it in one of the electrical drawings...) This is the extent of my advice

You married your cousin?

If the worst scenario comes and being vaccinated is what separates from catching a terminal disease or not, you can indeed call that the great reset

Indeed it happened but I don’t think it was on purpose

Just water it down and it'll compact enough to compensate for the body's mass. Then plaster it on top of the body. All it'll do is give the worms a couple extra days to get to it.

Ride it on the salt and then rush back to town for a power wash?

Let's just assume Columbo isn't going to be on the case, or everyone's fucked. It's no joke, though, it's a tough situation and the poor lady or girl has to live with it, regardless of she really has to or not. Wack to the back of the head with a hammer, on a dark street, and just carry on walking.

I needed reinforcements, too many english right here

now bringing this here, because I’m a wizard on my phone!

You prove it, you posted a ride report before even getting out of the house, that’s Buckster level to the square right there!

I declare this thread a proper fail. All @Slowlycatchymonkeydid was stay in and binge eat Pizza Hut for a week!

I love it how everyone is an expert in marketing and business when talking about Harley Davidson, one of the world’s most recognised brands (not only amongst motorcycling brands) and by far the longest running motorcycle manufacturer.

That’s his luck for having a great antivirus

I wonder what will happen, though, when I demand to have the AZ vaccine so I can travel back in time