Pedro

@Six30, think, if only you would have submitted a picture of the blue dildo on a parking lot, maybe you would have beaten the Vespa! or maybe not

Congratulations @boboneleg! It’s getting quite annoying how you’re winning with different bikes this year!

Get hammered, uber home! This is the way!

You were the one posting shit comments yesterday on the proper thread instead of submitting your blue dildo in a parking lot. Never mind actually buying it instead of the Speed Triple! Where you scared? Or just liked the colour? talk about blinding drunk! It’s wine, not tequilla.

You’re joking about my name, and yours being Marcel?

Yes! it’s safely tucked away in his basement! It’s in his basement because it’s not still in it’s plastic protection blue plastic!

What are you talking about? You didn’t submit it.

Below you've got our four entries for Bike Of The Month October. I think this is a great month, as we might have more voters than submissions You can cast one vote, the poll will close automatically tomorrow at 21:00. @boboneleg's Vespa GTS 300 Super Sport, showing how it´s done on a scooter: @JustaPor's Honda CB500F, styling out on a leisurely cafe ride @Marcel le Moose Fondler's Indian Challenger Limited, unlimited by surfaces @Saul's Honda CBF600, bimbling about in great British weather

Yes, me too. He’s a strong boy but getting old now, and the punishment he took this time wasn’t easy.

Me and my brother took Costa out to near where Sofia lives for surgery. It turned out to be a complete shit show, surgeon wasn't able to do what he promised to do, so the liver was not treated in the slightest. Then he was released too soon, and has had either a bad reaction from the anesthesia or developed an aneurism or has had a little brain damage, we had to go back in and leave him during the night. During the night he was administered more painkillers, against our orders and for no known reason to the surgeon or clinical chief, and spent the day after recovering from that. Now back home and slowly gaining his ability to walk again, but obviously feeling very very poorly. I basically put the poor creature through 2 days of hell with absolutely nothing gained and a lot lost and I feel complete shit for it.

Nice fuel consumption, I bet it was nice out there today.

Are you being affected by the rains?

Sorry guys, bicycles don't work as the motorcycle for the front page picture.

Days got away from me over the last week, but I was reminded by @Marcel le Moose Fondler about Bike Of The Month, sorry for the delay. Submit your pictures until tomorrow at 22:00. By then I will start a poll that will end on the 01st November at 21:00. Same rules as always, I will consider the last picture you submit, your bike on a ride during October, and we need a horizontal picture.

Quite the stance with those wheels and ride height! Is it as inadequate off tarmac as it looks?

Beautiful day to go out, nicely done!

You proficiently work on heights and electricity during the week, but somehow manage to be a danger to yourself around the house?

Second warning, don’t know how to ask more politely than this, @Marcel le Moose Fondler

You're getting a little annoying with the same bible talk in repeat mode. Go crack a book and join a bible studies group, but please keep it out of the forum. Moose, quads with Billy Bob, advanced mechanical knowledge, strawberry icecream, please treat us to any of that.

Oh no, that’s not what happened at all.

Come on Marcel, you’re talking out of your ass.

I wish! I had to pay for it

This is only for the inside fire, as a form of very cozy heating. I don’t spend many nights in this place currently, so that ton will last a good while. I’ve got central heating that runs on natural gas but that is reserved for ultra cold days as it gets properly expensive.

No, wood:

We did it in the garage, he backed it in and we did it all inside the garage, away from prying eyes.