Pedro

He seems to be typing quite well!

Fucking hell, an uplifting post from you and even including a nice blue sky picture. I worry for the universe.

The moose has a name and a personality, and feelings!

That's very disrespectful!

My bike hasn't moved in weeks, true story.

2 wheel LayZ Boys

Lovely views and roads!

This made my day

Your tablet doesn’t know you very well

Did you mean bus stop wanker?

da fuck!!! you can't just click something and be confronted with that

What's the extra C in MCC?

The area where my parents live and where I work is now being taken over with average speed cameras. There’s “radars save lives” outdoors, it’s like 20 years ago reached Portugal now

Portugal won 3-0, against Turkey, people are walking like this in their minds:

You joking? have you seen him? He shows up with one robotic leg, talking funny, and riding a Vespa? Nobody dares mess with that! The Vespa makes him loco

I fear you might all be looking at this all wrong: Amongst the trackday footage, amongst @busabeastdropping the bike putting it in the van, he probably caught footage of Elvis and JFK laughing at him! He might be in a dark sight being silenced by the man!

Twat probably moved to Colombia to not be contacted by anyone anymore, and opened a forum with @Slowlycatchymonkey!

He probably hates you now that you are amongst the cool people

If you’ve got his number, just call him.

Now that was a shit show. Spaniards spent half of the time crying on the ground, while the Italians couldn’t get out of their own way

That’s a properly ugly fender when not behind the sidecases!

Fucking hell! Talk to your wife @boboneleg

For the next 45 minutes, I’m Italian!