Pedro

Rice and schrimp, there’s green bell peppers in there as well. It’s my take on paella.

Chef Pedro in the house

Well, if it’s that good he might be happy with the trade

I remember the look on their face too, by then I had never had a dog and really wasn’t at ease

You will never manage to do that when I used to pack my clothes on any bag, motorcycle or not, Costa would pout and after a while ignore me while sulking. If I went to pet him before going away for the weekend he will growl and bite me

Thank you but no, I wasn’t comfortable at all with that

I don’t know of any of this, I spun my car twice while drifting in a wet Nordschleife with Maria on board, to a laugh and a “good on you for keeping it out of the grass”. We bought the 1150 specifically with the aim of touring together, later she was a little scared of riding her crf230 but was making a go at it offroad to get out without the risk of traffic. I know nothing of overbearing wives.

Helping my new best friend Bamboo dealing with treatment for her weak kidneys. These fotos were last night, today her owner brought her for treatment and I was licked all over my face after she spent half an hour on IV ? Weather is amazingly like a good day of spring today, I could well enjoy a nice ride in the afternoon but we are in council lockdown and since I have been enjoying myself, and are also not in my council of residence, I will not be greedy and just hang out with puppies.

I don’t get it, is it coming back?

Got money? Want new bike? Good time! Got no money? Bad time!

How many tea bags do you use per day, @XTreme? Sounds like you could import them by the pallet!

Sort of like watching paint dry

I just have. My hope on humanity has dropped another 1,5%

Yes, Britain is full of tea fields or hills ...

That's so brit it hurts, @XTreme, can´t you buy the damned tea bags and have them delivered? Are they not good for more than 2 months? You are forbidden to criticize any UK residents for a week

The drama of a brit being left out of his tea bags

This is more like

In the first, I dare you to challenge the mob in you not being eligible. On the second, I agree, it was a cool internet place to hang your coat until it got too ... I don't know what it got too much of.

I might too Fred, if every fucker tries it and it works we might as well not go for it ....

You've got an advantage this year @XTreme, by creating this place. I know you'll say you're not eligible but bollocks to that, you're just fearful your white skin can´t cope with the attention, but god knows you're having trouble in BOTM and we won't make a vote for BELADMOTM (British Expat Living in Andalucian Desert Member Of The Month)

Have you two compared inseams? Superbikes are getting less and less comfortable over the last 4 or 6 years, if those last 20hp and electronics don't really matter an older bike might be a better choice without while saving having to sacrifice all other rides. Also might be a little more enjoyable when not on track.

I know it hasn't got the same bling or not as capable electronics, but an older S1000RR will be bigger and more comfortable, how tall are you? These new superbikes have gotten way too tiny for a normal man.

Like insurance companies need any reason to try and get away from covering what they're paid to cover