Pedro

I meant the humour, Pete, joking about you all nitpicking sexy rockstars

Yes

This like an english all boys intern school

I know this is not PC, but why is it always Belgium?

I´ll do nothing, this weekend.

I did ride quite a bit this year, did 11.500km from the 18th June till now.

Just saw this video Lady tells of when she was sold and used as a sex slave when she was 6. Really got me, this video.

Indeed, @Bruce thing is, usually it's only really loud people that think I'm mature just because I normally speak in a very calm way, and am quiet or reserved with my emotions when faced with very effusive people. Pete, quite the opposite, is louder than a spanish old woman and roars his laughter.

I was sat in a room for hours with two huge Rottweilers, watching films about motorcycle racing in the 70s, and drinking tea with milk in it. I am going to Morocco I am, there's even beer there if you ask gently

Anything planed for summer in mountains and dirtroads that a GS could get up to as well? Just asking... I have two plans, Morocco for September/October and a bigger secret one for earlier, both depending of covid allowing me to go. Both involve exiting Europe so I might be hoping for more than possible. I am quite worried this whole pandemic is a cabal conjuring to mess up my travel plans

@Sofia rides stuff like that on the Speed Triple all day long although she doesn't like it

This is you, Pete:

Dell! Top tip to brits with a british taste for food: if you are just lost and stumbling into a cafe or bodega somewhere in Spain and would just like a warm meat sandwich, just show this to the waiter or person behind the counter: "Bocadillo de ternera o bocadillo de cerdo, caliente y tostadito, por favor." Delete the "caliente y tostadito" if you're not looking for a warm sandwich. Just show them the words and pretend you are daft, which isn't really ... never mind

Don't be that guy, Pete!

Welcome @Beemer Bummer, hope you behave this time.

It was a dry spell...

Yes, keep taunting him, that’s smart!

Before I started trimming my hair, I was about to go full Krusty

I like tongue, but was going to say nothing, the odds are stacked against me

Good that you are out, seems like another world out there.

It's ok, we became sort of friends after that, he never really liked me, but he was protective of his little sister so fair enough. Usually after a few rums the stupid challenges would start to pop back on again, though

Pretty much a landslide your way, @XTreme, congratulations!

A long time ago in Brazil, I stayed for a while in a small village with just one very gay barber/hairdresser/waxer. I made a bet with my girlfriend's brother that he wouldn't be able to wax his very thick beard, using proper wax like they use to handle women's parts, poor sod made the mistake of not backing off and even bigger mistake of having the first bit done right on his chin so he couldn't back off, he had his entire face done down to his neck. By the second pull he was crying tears that actually stung his face as they dripped down He was properly sweating blood from his face . Actually stayed for over a month, happy times.