Pedro

So you’re bragging about a fast bike when in fact it’s neutered, held back, a pussy cat, a short man’s bike.

Pretty cool that water drains out of your garage. I guess that’s a normal feature in places were cars drive into the garage with a lot of snow on them?

Sorry, with a Touring Pack

I don’t get it, why would it be better? It’s the same bike with a bigger top case. I’m constantly fighting the thought that buying a BMW RT is silly because it’s a similar bike. But that’s literally the same bike with a topcase.

Does the tap open all the way?

You know, PI really is Private Investigator, not Private Eye

The guy who found out and reported it: “A lot of people in Sliven hate me now”. No shit!

I wasn't suggesting anything, they were two separate thoughts, firstly an observation on how much like her mum the girl looks and then how cool it must have been for three grown siblings to watch their parents get married. Although looking back I can see how it didn't come out as I intended

I like the colour on yours more. That one looks like what yours will after you’re done fitting the leg guards and the same topbox you had on the Harley.

So the Indian really isn’t great, is it?

Chocolate beer?

No. Nothing like that, I just want to be able to pick up the phone during work hours, and talk to Sofia when we go on trips.

Getting more and more tempted to get a full face with no fancy coms or anything. For lightness and certain rides. I can’t see myself not having a flip up helmet with intercom, though.

The girl looks just like her mum! Are they all from the both of you? Must have been very cool for them to see you two get married.

No, I can't

Canadian tacos: Turn BBQ on, or coals are even better. Grill a bell pepper or two, until they're charred on the outside and very soft inside, set aside covered so they peel easy. Cut a lobster in half, and on a high heat bbq grill it with coarse sea salt and nothing else. Just a minute or two a side, tops. Set it aside and brush some butter on it, easy on the butter! Chop tomatos, onions, plenty of parsley and/or coriander, chop the now pealed peppers, and mix it all with some salt and just a drizzle of olive oil. You can add some cumin, but very little. Slice the lobster meat in chunks (maybe hot sauce), and serve in tacos with the chopped mix on top. To make it better, forget the tacos and use a proper baguette if you have that where you live.

Your legs get tired from the wind blast on your touring motorcycle?

Had to look it up as we don't get the Honda Fury here in Portugal. It's a long long looooooong cruiser. Welcome!

It's better in person because you do the walk. But there's gifs

In your book, if anything, I would be a tall racist

So, @Clive, this guys goes out drinking with his friends and decided to end the night with a visit to his local "gentleman's club", however he is running very low on funds for such activities. We walks in, and sheepishly asks for a girl. Once talking to the madam, he confesses he only has 15 quid to spare, but still would like to end the night in style. She tells him that for such a small amount all he could get is a "penguin blowjob". He isn't too thrilled by the sound of it, but she tells him he'll enjoy it so in he goes. A moment goes by, and an older lady joins him, not the kind of young beauty he was hoping for but beggars can't be choosers. She leans him against the wall, tells him to relax, drops his pants and gets going. She had experience, and he's really starting to enjoy himself, he starts getting REALLY into it and just as he feels like he's about to reach his climax, the "penguin blowjob" creeps back up on his mind, he has no idea why would such a masterful blowjob be called such an unappealing name. He says: "This is just lovely, you're so great at this, I'm about to cum!!!" Having been warned of his pending explosion, the lady stops and walks away. Still leaning against the wall, with his ankles bound by his pants, he tries to follow her in desperation:

Copy picture from your phone or wherever and just paste onto the post like it’s a word, and wait a moment for it to upload. On a computer, you can just drag it onto the post.

There a funny joke about blowjobs and walking like a penguin!