Pedro

It probably is a shit motorcycle film, but Tom Hardy and Elvis will make it a fun thing to watch.

Fucking hell, and that's the hammer you used?

Portugal is one of the world's biggest consumers of salted codfish. There's 1000 recipes to cook codfish in Portugal, supposedly. This is amongst my top 10. Take it out of the coal a little bit before you would if it was to be eaten straight from the coals. You can still see moisture boiling out of it, though, don't let it get dry and overcooked. The charred skin adds to the flavor. Debone it, breaking into chunks, and into a clay pot it goes, amongst a few smashed garlic cloves and plenty of olive oil. Nothing else. Back into the coals it goes, give it a stir to coat everything with the olive oil, and forget about it. According to the heat, you place it closer or farther away, it's supposed to boil gently. This coal was quickly disappearing so straight onto the coals it went. Onto the table, after a while...: And served with boiled or baked potatoes, and the optional thinly sliced raw onions to offset the sweetness and comforting olive oil and confit codfish. It's yummy. I advise a very cold and very crisp white wine to go along with it.

They should name it The Wankster!

Cool looking bikes, but quite low? There used to be a few around here, but usually that less road version, with the yellow or red tank. edit: the SLR, that’s what was more common around here, the SLR650. Same bike with a taller suspension?

Rim rot

Cold as a cunt full of snow made me laugh

Taking just a little more luggage space than Emilio Scotto there!

You influencer!

Dying to know what explanation is

I had a moose burger once, in Norway, quite liked it.

Break ups are always hard. Hope you're coping ok, you don't need to act tough with us. This is a safe place.

Call him everyday so he still knows you're thinking of him.

Do you think he might break up with you if you go alone?

You’re missing out on 5 days motorcycling riding because someone else’s washing machine pipes burst?

His real name’s not even Fred. You still live in the matrix.

A gentleman’s sedan nowadays, cool cars.

We know what you’re trying to attract/ attack

Who puts hot sauce on the outside?

really? Rice and chopped stuff, that’s meant to go on the inside of a never mind, enjoy your typical spanish meals