Pedro

I love that. Even the fried breakfast, but I'd miss the grilled tomatoes. Also, none of those fancy camera mounts for you, proper riding with one hand and shooting with the other, manly stuff! I do like those lanes, made even cooler by riding them on a red 4 stroke Honda. Congrats, you got my vote today!

Just to make sure nobody looses sleep over this, wanking isn't going to send you to hell or make you blind. God isn't really banning you from this forum, that's all on Pete's servers.

Yes, unfortunately I can. This one time I did something really foolish, and went on a ride and then met a friend for dinner. Dinner turned to drinks, drinks turned to lots of drinks, and suffice to say I shouldn't be riding home at 4AM that night. In the morning I actually went to check the bike to see if it was ok or just leaning against a wall. What I do remember about returning home that night does resemble what that guy is talking about, though. Edit: however, since nobody on AdvRider even lets a drop of piss hit the edge of the shitter on a party night, I doubt that story involves alcohol

Aren’t you full of surprises, farmer @Tym? Very cool!

Changing my picture to this, with a much bigger view and ominous skies

I liked the comments, first few words made me think of Parliament Funkadelic and the mothership, funky music too. Cool stuff!

There's going to be none of that on my watch ?

FFS, yes, ridden this month

I'd rather you passed, those KLR brakes aren't what I like to have equipping a bike that is following me

"further" glory?

rules are 1 picture per bike, taken this month, your bike @Sofia, you can change pictures until the vote starts, too

It's bike of the month, every bike gets a chance.

Why thank you

I posted a ride report, Pete

I had a good time on that same road last week, nobody around except a few trucks exiting the vineyards just to make sure you´re on your toes.

How british is it to start a thread about the weather? I'm a quarter way to being fully pissed, being in the Algarve with company of two bikers from back home, up north...

That's not an OK use for a two people dinghy, @boboneleg

Is that cause you got a purdy mouth to them youngins? Enough with the excuses, that's some cool scenery!

Questions: - What tires are those, they look funky and asymmetric - Have you ridden a modern R12000GS and how does it compare to the Super Tenere in that kind of surface - Fucking great area to be riding on!

Dude, you have lost a leg already, enough with the drama. I have been stung on the arm today and I have minor swelling, you don't see me complaining. Some people...

It was a cool ride, but I'd rather have had visibility and no rain Today, woke up a little too hungover, had a proper breakfast to try and wash out all the booze, and got on the road. Was pretty happy to not have rain again, but 5 minutes into it and stopped to put my plastic jacket on. It then drizzled for the next couple of hours, when I stopped for some water and a rest at the Alqueva artificial lake. Sun was now coming out so I put the pesky plastic jacket back on the case. Entering Algarve Made it to Faro a little ago, am getting ready to go and have a dip in the ocean. Bike is filthy from all this rain and dust and the Pirellis have a nice scrub to them, they're useless offroad but that's to be expected really.

When that happens I just sit back and enjoy riding slowly. It happens a lot...

G&T, Covid style, all alone

Plus there’s a twat pulling wheelies up and down the town on a Hornet 600. I don’t condone but it sure stirs shit up...