Pedro

Maybe he just didn’t like the food served, damn Hitler and his manners

Franco wasn't cool.

Not to be rude, but is that the car? What happened to it?

People, vote starts now, at the end of the 28th we will have the final 3 contenders, and vote on those. We've got a few nice ones this month. Hey @Sir Fallsalot, it´s a Dominator, isn´t it? @XTreme, sticky thread? @boboneleg's Yamaha T700 on a rest in british summer @Grasshopper's Ride's Royal Enfiel Himalayan, Bagheera in the lush forrest @Pedro's BMW R1200GSA overlooking Spain from above @Skippy's Royal Enfield Himalayan by the beach @Tym's Kawasaki GTR Concours, oldschool cool @Tym's Kawasaki KLR on a woods ride @Sir Fallsalot's Honda NX650 Dominator with offroad trim on a typical british road @Sofia's cool Triumph Speed Triple RS on top of a mountain @XTreme's Suzuki VStrom 650 exploring wild Spain.

Good colour for a dusty place too, dust is shit on a shiny black paintwork.

Watch out guys, tonight the primary vote starts, always exciting stuff!

Kid is, as a lot of them also are, really genuine. He was lucky to be picked by ktm as he was the right age in moto3. They figured they would go through the classes with him and have him in MotoGP by the time they would have a winning bike. No fools, those Austrians. There was a small article on him a while ago and he was having (i think) pork steaks cooked in a very portuguese fashion at his grandma’s, and she was saying “eat up, you don’t get this on those fancy places worldwide”, i got a giggle out of it.

How did I come to be involved in a conversation about wanking in the desert? I mean, we've all done it, but still...

Thanks, I'm just working on it out of curiosity for now I'll have a look on google maps based on that and I'll ask for more input later on if need be. There are a few rides I'd like to do.

Not on a motorcycle, but watch this from Semenuk riding mountain bikes also on a one shot video. This one not from a drone and filmed 5 years ago. Something about a one shot video just keeps you pinned to your seat: On the video above, the music is just so amazing that it helps you get into a sort of trance. You can find the short documentary on filming that video, showing all the hard work into making the tracks, the filming crew, very different: I used to be into mountain biking, watch this:

I am properly chuffed at Miguel´s win today at MotoGP, Portugal's first win in the big class, and Miguel is a great kid. He must be feeling like he can fly right now, and rightly so since he's amazing.

They need to be black?

That makes sense, couple of hours with low oxygen to the brain and you might get those symptoms too

Why aren't the front wheels skinnier and directional like normal tractors? That seems to have almost car tires in the front.

Hey, @Earache, got a picture for this?

In your opinion, if an european dude whose stile of traveling would be to ride for 5 to 6 hours, and then enjoy a dip in a swimming pool for 2 or 3 hours before dinner and drinks, before repeating the next day, with no fear of higher speeds, what would be your schedule for a cool trip? Just asking out of curiosity, no need for you to spend a lot of time thinking about it.

I love that. Even the fried breakfast, but I'd miss the grilled tomatoes. Also, none of those fancy camera mounts for you, proper riding with one hand and shooting with the other, manly stuff! I do like those lanes, made even cooler by riding them on a red 4 stroke Honda. Congrats, you got my vote today!

Just to make sure nobody looses sleep over this, wanking isn't going to send you to hell or make you blind. God isn't really banning you from this forum, that's all on Pete's servers.

Yes, unfortunately I can. This one time I did something really foolish, and went on a ride and then met a friend for dinner. Dinner turned to drinks, drinks turned to lots of drinks, and suffice to say I shouldn't be riding home at 4AM that night. In the morning I actually went to check the bike to see if it was ok or just leaning against a wall. What I do remember about returning home that night does resemble what that guy is talking about, though. Edit: however, since nobody on AdvRider even lets a drop of piss hit the edge of the shitter on a party night, I doubt that story involves alcohol

Aren’t you full of surprises, farmer @Tym? Very cool!

Changing my picture to this, with a much bigger view and ominous skies

I liked the comments, first few words made me think of Parliament Funkadelic and the mothership, funky music too. Cool stuff!

There's going to be none of that on my watch ?

FFS, yes, ridden this month

I'd rather you passed, those KLR brakes aren't what I like to have equipping a bike that is following me