Pedro

They should name it The Wankster!

Cool looking bikes, but quite low? There used to be a few around here, but usually that less road version, with the yellow or red tank. edit: the SLR, that’s what was more common around here, the SLR650. Same bike with a taller suspension?

Rim rot

Cold as a cunt full of snow made me laugh

You influencer!

Dying to know what explanation is

I had a moose burger once, in Norway, quite liked it.

His real name’s not even Fred. You still live in the matrix.

We know what you’re trying to attract/ attack

Who puts hot sauce on the outside?

really? Rice and chopped stuff, that’s meant to go on the inside of a never mind, enjoy your typical spanish meals

plus my dog loves it very much

The old E30, I do. It’s far away at my place. This is my daily and work car, got it from my dad at a reasonable rate, and it’s been trouble free until now at 260.000km

That’s a mess. They were confused wether to put the fillings on the inside or out

Car is unwell. Facing a possible turbo issue, but today will go out for dinner with my mechanic to drown my sorrows

Right. Let’s see if it works on the next two fights. We might be onto a system for making some cash here, as long as one of the fighters has a silly name

At least you won’t get speeding fines with him.

Better than Bang Bang, maybe only Punchy McPunch

She can’t deal with a revolving door, you think she can open a bag of flour?

Me neither, but one of them is named Bang Bang, I’ll pick him for the win.

That’s a good day on the bike.

Looks nice on an urban background. Perfect grocery getter? Doesn't that spare tire mess with your knee clearance?

With the advances in self driving cars, it’s a matter of time that on country songs even the guy’s pickup leaves him too!