Saul

See I am a bit crossed up on the load pipes thing. I do like a deep roar from a single or twin but triples and 4 pots sound awful to me if they are loud. Also not a fan of having a loud bike myself, just gets on my nerves after time. But each to their own. One of my mates has a 1974 Norton Commando on Megas and that sounds awesome but I wouldn't want to live with it.

It's commonly used as a term for a fat greedy fucker mate, I am sure that is the context here. Think it comes from when a carcass ends up in the water fills with gas and floats.

Sounds good, just as well you ain't got many neighbours.

Reason one is MERICA! But I think it was more like BSB back in the day and still currently to some extent, supposedly racing what you can buy in the showroom. Bit like a R9T racing series or similar, if such a thing even exists. You can tell I don't follow racing anymore

You keep your bike spotless but I can't hear anything yet

Honda Owners Club

Are you sure you know what a bloater is? I could describe Pete many ways but bloater isn't one of them.

I may have had one or two of those back in the day and I do have some HOC merch

I’m sure Shad can supply something

She is at that age when she has a resting bitch face most of the time. She genuinely is good company and sunny enough

Enchiladas actually but similar shape

Twas a good day mate, sometimes Dad just has to pay. . Not moaning I am happy to do it really.

Didn't your mates on there jump in to defend you?

Wow you go banned as a sex pest,

That’s Quality

Sorry mate, I sometimes forget that you are the quality Welshman on here.

Wouldn't surprise me, I know where the keys are at all times. And if I'm honest I was riding my XS750 back in the day before I passed my test, until my Grandad caught me and bubbled me to my Dad. I am conscious of the hypocrisy

Really Fred I was just about to eat my tea

You get out of hand Never! don't believe it How you gonna live up to your current Avatar?

She loves everything bikes and to be honest it's nice to have something in common with one of my kids. At a junction today we pulled up behind a CBR1100XX, I pointed to it and told her what it was and that it was a bike I would like. She was up for it "Have him Dad!". I told her no. I don't do that shit anymore, especially with one of my kids on the back. Plus I was around 60 BHP short. I will lecture her about sensible road behaviour when she is closer to being on the road, don't want to come across as a killjoy to soon, I will let her have the shit talk for now. But she has passion and I can genuinely see her following it on to a full licence eventually. She has told me she wants the Hornet when I die hopefully not to soon.

Do tell!

Just got home from a manic day with my youngest. Not moaning I enjoy her company but it’s been busy. First off I taxed her bike this morning so it’s road legal now, £25 for a 125. Adjusted the back brake, Mirrors, checked the oil and tyre pressures then left it out front. Got the Hornet out as we had errands to run. First off to Dameralls via a fuel stop to get the spare key for Chloe’s CB125F. She was grumpy as she wanted us to use her bike for the Dameralls run but a 40 mile round trip for the pair of us on duel carriage ways on a 125 didn’t appeal Had a mooch around Dameralls but it was chaos as they were having a major bike reshuffle. The Dear Maid did think it would be good if I got a new red NT1100 and to be honest I can see the attraction. Funds don’t allow so it will remain a wish. Got the key blank £13 which I thought was okay for a Honda part. Then headed back to St Austell to get the thing cut, which took seconds and cost a fiver. Cheapest vehicle key I have got in recent years After the key cutting Costa was the next call to sweeten grumpy boots up. After this faff we had to go to Holmbush Post Office to get a postal order and post off my other daughters driving licence application. The nearest office to Fowey FFS. Normally you can do the payment online but because she hasn’t got a birth certificate which was replaced by her adoption certificate you have to send a cheque or postal order to Swansea. Of course my bank has stopped issuing cheque books for my convenience. Bloody lash up but that is the way it works. £51 and out of there. After that back home to swop bikes. Now we headed down to Golant for Chloe’s first ever riding lesson, in fact the first time ever she has been on the business end of a motorcycle. Before you ask it is a private lane where her grandmother lives. Made some good progress I thought. Taught her lots of basics but she has mastered clutch control and braking. A small step but she did very well, the first step is always the hardest. After about 45 minutes she was frazzled plus we had to head back to Fowey as she had a dentist appointment. All good and she was hungry again so I bought her an ice cream from Game of Cones and a tea. Holidaymaker prices it was a £10 FFS. Finally while I was finishing my tea Chloe gets on the bike and says ‘now the bikes legal I can drive you up the hill’. I pointed out she was 16 with no licence and no insurance. Also she doesn’t know how to change gear yet. ‘Oh’ was the reply but I gave her credit for trying. Anyway it was a good if expensive day but I am absolutely knackered. Apparently she wants her next lesson on Thursday as the is the next break in the weather. I don’t mind we get on well but I have told her the goodie runs won’t happen every time.

YEP AND ALL OUR EXPERIENCE LEVELS TO. Don't get sucked into his attention seeking bollocks. He playing you all by trying to push your buttons and get a reaction. I don't think anything he posts is genuine anymore he is just on the wind up.

Nah he will be fine mate, he will grow up knowing how to be around females and will get plenty. Get him down the rugby be club and he will find out how much fun it is kicking the shit out of his mates and he will be set. I despair with my boy, doesn't like the physical side of life, tried him with all sorts growing up, rugby, football, karate but not for him. Got plenty of aggression when gaming and shouting at the puter but not so much in real life. He would like a girly but doesn't know how to get one. I told him to clean up his act and get out there and talk to them but what the fuck do I know. I genuinely think youth is wasted on the young especially this millennial generation, soft fuckers.

Yeah my youngest is like that, god help any partner she has in the future. I don't mind though as she is going to get what she wants out of life and never be a victim, that is a comfort. My 19 year is more of a worry as she is the sweetest lovely kid but more vulnerable. One thing is, when I am in my dotage the fiery little psycho will have her back. My boy is a 20 year old Fucknut who would look after his sisters if he could but the jury is out on weather that is a possibility.