Saul

Just plumbed in our new Bosch dishwasher. You can control the fucker through an app and connect it to WIFi. Spent a good twenty minutes on Youtube trying to find out how, and did but turns out you don't have to fuck around with that at all. You can just use the buttons like the old machine thank fuck. I don't need Alexa turning on the dishwasher, I would be more impressed if the daft bint could load it. All working now and quite chuffed with the 5 year warranty I got with it but why does it need some many flashing farkles I don't know. There glad I got that off my chest, stress levels are dropping. My Mrs insisted I didn't buy the cheapest John Lewis sells again this time, I don't know why the shonky chonky one we got from them lasted 6 years before it died and was half the price of Bosch at the time.

Do we get to chose that as well?

I'm not taking anything personal Dear Boy , just taking the piss like you are

Do it! Do It!

No mate you have just got on everyones tits for days now you are getting some payback. Nothing to do with woke just payback. Stop being a gob shite and i am sure you will get along fine. Oh and I propose La Fucknut as your new handle.

Careful what you ask for Marcel, you might just get it

Mighty Shaved Sasquatch Slaque Anus. Bicepticon Braincel The Canukistani Strawberry Shortcake. Bugger Chopster

Last time I looked the 2L was still Japanese as I had a close look at a 2l Cumquat (Quashquai) or what ever the fuck they were called. For my Mrs before she bought the X3 money pit. Dunno about now.

They used to have quite a cult following back in the day. I remember years ago in UKSaabs we shared a track day with them at Thruxton. I think the club referred to the model number of that particular car but I have slept since so can't remember it now. But like I say great handling, good car with a screamer of an engine. Course everything's moved on since then but in the day it was a corker.

Bloody good car.

Bugger, I am quite interested to see what it's going to be

So Pete any news on the proposed new bike? Or did the Mrs put the kibosh on it?

Well done Fred.

Almost everyone.

`Or something Japanese or Korean. Don't get me wrong I love German cars but they aren't what they used to be.

Both completely true.

Yeah but I think the point is Ali fought them in real jeopardy fights, Wilder and Klitschko are the only real threats that Fury has faced. Just IMHO of course

Interesting comparison Both said they are the greatest. Records speak louder than words

31.5" seat height, made me think Mmmn maybe.

Stunningly beautiful pictures.

I had a laugh yesterday when out shopping with the Mrs. I was taking the trolley back to get me quid, when I noticed a guy in front of me with a fuck off great big pair of pliers in his back pocket. He was using them to pull all the pound coins left in some of the trolleys. He made four quid. I know times are tight but FFS

Clever mudderfuncker coming here making me jealious of your engineahmering skills . Cool beens though.

Well you have got to get the use out of that new fanny you had fitted.

True she is taking it to extremes, as is some Mericans want, but if it gives my little maid confidence with her 125 it's worth the effort.

Yeah but players like to play, don't they Pete?