Saul

Freddies in love with Harley again. Pretty interesting vid really.

You would not believe the stress and fuss my youngest is making about getting everything right for the Bitey Little Fucker. Jesus Christ she was in earlier fussing about the temperature of his Vivarium being to low, found out she had put the heat mat in upside down. Sorted now she is in because the temperature is 1 degree to high, told her to put the thermometer in the right place then all is perfect. Then she is on how he hasn't eaten a cricket yet. FFS she has been like it all day. Yet you got them running around wild having the time of their life without being on the verge of death every 10 minutes. Oh and she has christened it 'Stitch' I have told her he will always be the Bitey Little Fucker to me. Apparently I'm not funny at all but seeing the whole escapade has cost me the best part of £300 I will laugh if I want to, as tears are the only other option

Bet they are cheaper there than here, the bitey little fucker cost £60.

Fuck off you weirdo! I don't want to see his bulging bollock and I don't know anything medical Did operation Yew tree have anything to do with your exit from the UK? Would explain a lot

I had to act as chaperone once when my Clinician poked one of them back in, I promise you not a spectator sport.

Well my Mrs was 60 today so I got her the same as I did 20 years ago. Then took her out for lunch, actually bought her a pasty and took her down Par Beach to eat it in the van, it’s what she wanted I offered her a party or proper meal out or even a few days away but she didn’t want any of it. She asked for a Chinese takeaway meal with the whole family. So that’s what she is getting. Oh and the Gecko’s here. We had to go to Redruth to get the only one available in the whole of Cornwall Bloody thing has cost me a fortune. Oh and he is in the black hide apparently. Bitey little fucker

They are off getting him or her now.

FFS Gonna be another mouth to feed, youngest has her heart set on a Leopard Gecko.

No I won't There are limits. But I have discovered that I can get on with horrible cunts well enough.

It bloody well has, I 'm fucking charming in normal life

Been enjoying this chap lately, just travelling around on his todd but interesting just the same.

Sorry boss

Yeah but I bet he wa a lot more comfortable riding his bike not having to wear a chastity belt

Very wise words

A. I. is clever stuff.

Just been out on a Hornet bimble with my mate. Nothing much to see apart from dirty Hornets.

I have actually been to Passchendaele but not on that day, just stepped in a puddle that was deeper than it looked.

I quite like the look of this set up if I can't get on with the Loobman, which to be fair seemed a bit Heath Robinson when I was fitting it but seems to work well. https://tutorochainoiler.com/

Yeah I realise that stock chains could be better, to be fair I haven't had to adjust mine yet and I am nearly a 1000 miles into using it. So it hasn't stretched yet. I like that I can control when the oil comes out of the Loobman but also am aware that oil viscosity changes with temperature not that it ever gets that hot here really. I am going to experiment with chainsaw bar oil in the summer but I have quite alot of different oils in the shed accumulated over the years. It just grips my shit that the chain flash rusts, never had that in the past when I just oiled the chain regularly, I think I just trusted the aerosol lube and its promises to much, it also grips my shit that it is £15 a tin.

I was using this stuff, and it wasn’t cheap. Not at all happy with it. I used Banana Slip before that and some Wurth stuff before that. I’m fed it with it all so going back to regularly oiling my chain. Each to their own but I never had problems doing that in the past.

It's not dripping near the back wheel it is dripping directly onto the sprocket on both faces then centripetal force pushes it onto the chain. No different to oiling your chain from a can. I am done with these bloody chain waxes and stuff they just don't keep the chain clean especially in winter. I have been using good quality stuff this winter on the Hornet, exactly as described and the chain has flash rusted twice, bloody annoying.

Well a year and a bit later I got around to fitting my Loobman. It went on easy enough and seems to work as intended but I suppose only time will tell as to how effective it is. I managed to tuck it away so it’s not very visible. The idea is you press down the plunger on the oil reservoir before you ride for 10 seconds and that releases a measure of oil the drips onto the sprocket and eventually the chain while you ride. It was developed by three guys working as despatch riders. Apparently. I like the idea of it better than the Scottoiler which is bloody expensive and either has to be wired in or connected to the engine induction vacuum. I don’t want to spend £250 to £300 for that. I quite liked the idea of the Tutoro chain oilers which are simple and only release oil when the bike is moving and the suspension is moving. Still a bit dearer at around £100 but they look good to me I may buy one in the future, depending on how I get along with the Loobman. Reservoir under the back seat.