Catteeclan

We have a lad on the estate with an electric bike. Christ that thing shifts. He's a very skilful rider as he can wheelie the thing for ages but yes he's going to hit something soon and hopefully injure himself and I'll be the first to laugh at him.

Haven't heard that one, I've got a different bit that gets hard.

Can still carry 6 midgets pillion and maybe 2 in the box too.

Males are born with the groin weakness to allow the spuds to drop into the satchel at the right time. That weakness doesn't go away apparently..

Keep it coming Saul, love seeing your playground.

I used to have a smooch with a mate girlfriend to this. Crap song but the girlfriend had big tits.

I smell bullshit, trust me you're paying labour too.

Prob not far out. Did a clutch on a VW Eos a couple of weeks ago. Clutch kit was 180, Dual mass flywheel was 300. Couple that with garage rates and a grand is soon gone.

Na, I could get passed that.

6 years ago if I remember right.

I was told all this but still ended up with a 5 inch scar, skin numb to the touch and still the uncomfortable feeling. But that's our good old NHS.

Must admit to buying a bit of quality, won't buy cheap crap.

Mine cost that each.

I still do that while I'm driving though.

I'm now looking at a new surround amp. Think I've decided which one but prob won't be using the "smart" functions.

Most people I know with classic cars are getting on a bit, most more than my age so no.

I see long nosed staff too.

Thick ed.

Sorry, not mick, Mike Crack.

On the joke names front, there's a Mick Crack just appeared in this years F1. Bet he had some shit in school.

VW had quite a few probs with this.

Beat me to it.

Not the newer models though, total pants.

I'd agree but mines been good so far so shut up, bloody grim reaper.