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MooN

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  1. forcasting snow here for thursday... I doubt it'll happen though, haven't had any more than a light dusting here for years now.
  2. if it is, it's a shit one.
  3. nearly there Bob; side stand cut off switch. FFS! it"s absolutely typical of these corporate types, emploi someone with a degree in Engrish but don't think to find out if they actually have any subject knowlege at all. The translation of their wiring diagrams are clearly done by someone who learnt engrish while working on jet fighters, "flame out" for kill switch, "afterburn" for "boost" "thrust" for "drive" and so on and so forth... I'm still waiting for an SSV with ejector seats...
  4. I just spent half an hour trying to figure out wtf one of our Chinese suppliers meant by “side brace flameout switch”… ill leave it with you, the only clue is that its a motorcycle part
  5. I was planning to ride this week end but I did my back this morning ( made the fatal mistake of bending down to pick my jeans up off the floor... ) so am confined to a comfy chair and doped up to the eyeballs with aniti inflammatories and pain killers.
  6. Now there'sa question that anybody over 4'3" would not need to ask.
  7. Managed a couple of hours out last sunday. 1 photo before it started raining…
  8. surprised at work today by one of the girls from the office turningup on a brand new KTM790, aparrently hadher licence for years but only ever ridden offroad (including multi day tours in morocco apparently) It appears thet KTM are giving 20% discount on 2024 models here at the moment. I thik they're fucking ugly but then what would I know?
  9. Don't you believe it! I can still reactivate my father in laws facebook account and he's been dead 10 years, it was all officially deleted by facebook at out request about a year after his death, but it's only ever been made invisible, the information is stored forever and so long as I have the password I can reactivate it ( though to be fair I havent tried for acouple of years)
  10. It will mate, 21 years managed that port ( probably me that fucked it!)
  11. Lyon Saturday for bro in law’s 40th ( in the car cos 3 hrs of autoroute each way is no fun on a bike, and its a real struggle getting the children to fit in the panniers these days…) Sunday, am supposed to be going boating, my previous employer has folded and i have been asked if i would move a boat down the river to Auxerre. It will be the last boat out, leaving an empty port behind…
  12. Sounds ti me like you could do with a holiday in France… my brakes honked at me yesterday too, and the bike really needs a clean by someone who can be bothered with the details…
  13. This should keep the assembly shop busy for an hour or so. electric vehicles with “o emissions” 50 bikes with defective batteries shipped from china to France. 50 defective batteries removed from 50 bikes and shipped back to china. 50 new batteries shipped from germany to France. 0 emissions…
  14. This should keep the assembly shop busy for an hour or so.
  15. MooN

    Moon

    No, I haven't changed again Bob, still dealing with chinky bikes and quads but have been translating the companies new website till it has become this; https://deltamics.com/en/ This site went live last weekend and is a 100% in-house production.
  16. up the the vinyards around Chablis this afternoon
  17. MooN

    Moon

    well I'm only a month a nd a bit late to say thanks. Iwas actually away onme bike in the Auvergne for a long weekend at the time and though I now have a less invasive job than previously I just seem to never get round to actually getting much done, like coming on here.
  18. He wouldn't like my dark side....
  19. “Weather permitting” of course
  20. yeah the top box is a fucking monstrosity. weighs about what a fair sized pillion would weigh too!
  21. *History Lesson for the ignorant* As the allied offensives of 1918 drew to and end and the german defeat became a reality, Marechal FOCH (commander of the western front) requested that the French military transport organisation find a place where two trains could meet, one carrying himself and representatives of the allied commands and another carying the Germand high command. His criteria were "a place with the solitude that was to ensure calm, silence, isolation and respect for the defeated opponent during the time of negotiations." which was why it was not to be in Paris or any of the other major cities. The site chosen was in the heart of the forest of Compiegne, at a siding originally used for resupplying rail-borne heavy artillery, whichdid not exist on any civillian rail map but was accessible from the main rail network. The train bearing FOCH arrived on the 8th November, The german delegation, accompanied by the French commandant De Bourbon-Busset, arrived shortly afterwards. The Armistice was signed 3 days later, in FOCH's wagon, at 05h15 on the 11th November, Between the wars, the clearing was developed into aplace of remembrance for the dead and of celebration of Victory and Peace. A Stone slab, inscribed with the legend "Here on 11 November 1918 succumbed the criminal pride of the German Empire defeated by the free peoples he intended to enslave." ( My translation from the original French.) When the French capitulated in 1940, Hitler demanded that their reddition be signed in the same clearing as the "Infamous peace" of 1918. and the German engineers ressurrected the original wagon from its building and returned it to the exact spot where the 1918 armistice had been signed. Hitler was present for the beginning of negotiations but rapidly left, the armistice was later signed by the Generals Keitel and Huntzinger. The site was then systematically destroyed by the Nazis, Hitler ordered the wagon to be taken to Berlin, the statues and stone slab are dynamited and the site is plowed over. With the Allied advances in 1944 the wagon left Berlin and was eventually burned by the SS in the Forest of Thuringe, on Hitlers order. The site was reconstituted as in 1918 during the 40's, a wagon of the same series was rebuilt to replacate the actual wagon. The peices of the original stone monument were recuperated from Germany and reunited in the clearing in 1946. It is still there today. *Here endeth the Lesson* I rode past this place years ago on my way back from visiting the battlefields of the somme, but was out of time and need to get home. I have been wanting to visit since. Yesterday I got the opportunity, so despite the round trip being over 500km and probably 7h in the saddle, which I have not done in a looong time, I set off early, about 07h30 ish. Nice clear skies and 20°c. The Plan: I planned to ride up there using the N and D roads and ride back using some N roads, but mostly Autoroute. this was the only way I could keep saddle time down below 8 hours and got me back home just before a strom front, moving west to east across the country bringing some serious rain if the weather pundits were to be believed. I HATE using the Autoroute on a bike and the tiger 800 is not designed for it, or i'm not... Having ridden a couple of hours, I reckined it was time for breakfast. Stopped in a little boulangerie in a village just south of the seine and rode on the breakfast by the river in Marnay sur Seine By 10 O'clock the temps had risen to the point that I needed to remove my sweater, so I pilled over in a shady spot, removed sweater and was just having a glug of water when this little creature came to say Hi Another hour or so saw me stopping at the Memorial to the 128th infantry regiment ( My wif'e great grandfather fought and died at Eparges with this regiment in 1915 ( https://www.landofmemory.eu/en/sites-historiques/ridge-of-eparges/ ) The plaque reads "Here the 128th division stopped the enemy (June 1918) and with a victorious offensive (july 1918) contributed to their definitive retreat" The sides of the monument cite their Battle honors and there are 12 major 1st war battles listed, including Eparges, and Verdun is listed twice, once in 1914-16 and again in 1916-18. For those who don't know, Verdun is the French equivalent to the Somme, Mons, or Ypres for the British army. Slight change of historical register further down the road as I spotted this over the treetops This is the Chateau de Pierrefonds, a 17th century re-interpretation of a middle ages castle, and whilst interesting, was not on the agenda for today (https://www.chateau-pierrefonds.fr/en/discover/history-of-the-castle-of-pierrefonds ) I stopped for a picnic lunch in the forest of Compeigne and rolled up to the Armistice clearing at about 13h00 The stone monument, defaced and scarred but intact. There was some fucking ignorant wanker foreign tourist walking around on it when I got there and he got quite pissed off when I pointed out the multiple signs saying "please do not walk on the monument" Fucktard! the main clearing. In the foreground is the position of the French Wagon, the stone monument in the centre, and the other side of it an identical placement where the German high command wagon stood. The Wagon is housed in a small museum off the theleft of the above picture, but I'm too tight fisted to pay 8€ to look at the exterior of a reproduction of the original... so I didn't. But here's Marechal FOCH tomake up for it Dissapointed there not being anything more to see, I glugged some more water and coffee (30+°c now) and set off for the return journey. Not only was it f'king hot, it was the last day, bar one, of the French summer holidays so the entire population of northern France ( especially Paris) was trying to get home from their Summer hols on the south coast ( today, Sunday will be worse...) and boy was I glad to be riding south, the northbound carriageways were all full as a very full thing and moving at a crawling pace, miles upon miles of bumper to bumper traffic. I had to stop a number of times on the way back, by hour 6 my knees were really bad and I had to stop to cool down and move my knees every half hour or so. The autoroute stations were all heaving with herds of sweaty miserable people, but thanks to the T-shirt my daughters bought for me, no-one though it worth while to get too close: Igot home just around 18h00 and had been watching the storm brewing off to the west fro the last half an hour or more, but I managed to get in and the bike undercover nefore the storm broke.. lots of thunder and lightening but only 4... I counted, 4! spots of rain. I collapsed onto the couch, realising that I had pushed just that bit too far, I pulleda muscle in my right shoulder getting up off the sofa and so today have been hobbling arund with fucked knees and a muscle, or possibly tendon, problem in the shoulder. I think I need to keep daily saddle time below 6 hours in the future...
  22. I drove the grils to Paris for a concert last night. What a nightmare place to dive, eben if you know where you're going. The concert wa sat the salle "Pleyel" which is only a few hundred yards from the place de l'étoile (Arc de Triomphe) so I knew I had to be on my game, driving wise. The Place de l'Etoile, for those who have never had the pleasure, Is a big roundabout, it has 11 roads coming on and off and as many lanes on the actual roundabout as you can fit cars into cos there's no markings on the road surface ( which is cobbled, by the way, so real fun in the wet...) ans it is "priority to the right. This means that vehicles coming ONTO the roandabout have right of way. Parisiens know this, but as about 40% of vehicles there at any one time are not parisien, or even French, this adds an interesting dimension to the circus.... It is, I would argue, one of Frances finest examples of fuckwittery. On the way home, having succesfully negotiated the clusterfuck that is the Place de l'Etoile for a second time and mad it as faroutas the peripherique I discovered that the outer ring (the one I needed to use) was closed. No signs, no warning, no deviation signs, nothing. Just a line of cones acroos the entrance ramp with a signsayng "peripherique exterieur fermé" and 8 million cars tring trying to figure out WTF do do now. Obviously any gps is useless because they all systematically send you onto the peripherique. I ended up navigating through the parisien suburbs at 1 in the morning by compass FFS! untill I found a link through to the the A6. Also, Paris sticks of piss.
  23. I think the French were the last remaining EU country to not have an mot equivalent. Not because they were any stronger willed or more resistant than te others but cos they couldn't organise a gang bang in a brothel. they only managed the olympics by shutting down the whole fucking country and having no gouvernement in place while it went on.
  24. never needed one till this year.
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