Sir Fallsalot

Saddest thing is i'm the type that would probably end up owning one in the future and defending it's reputation

It never broke for the time i owned the bike and i cant think of anything that fell off the bike other than me

Old man mode on That's the trouble with youngsters today too soft, show her this photo of the seat my wife spent thousands of miles sat on back in the late 80's and a hard tail to boot, i can never remember her ever moan about being uncomfortable Old man mode off

Put the SCL500 next to that and i would have to sit down and think about which one offends my eyesight more

Something like this is what Honda should be building instead of reviving that grotesque pile of plastic and metal, its the tank and frame design that fucks it up for me and that is what stays the same on every variation of it. https://www.adventurebikerider.com/article/custom-honda-crf500l-build/

You eye exam is overdue

That's what i was expecting as Pontypridd is a right bottle neck for traffic at the best of times

We have the National Eisteddfod in the town here this year and even though i'm happy it is here i was dreading the traffic problems it's bad enough at normal times but i have been pleasantly surprised the extra busses and trains they have put on has really worked i'd go as far as to say the traffic is less than normal Could have done with Saul here i think LOL https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cw5yy63pxexo

That bike is never going to look any good no matter how many variations they create, put that engine in a proper trail bike you twats

And what would a Harley be a Transvestite Twin

That's the kind of photo Pete would take, photo of bike after water splash with dry tyres

Isn't that more trailer park Mexican probably explains the shocked look on your power outlets

I like all engines and can't really pin it down to one i like the most but i can't get my head around a triple in an adventure bike, for some reason my head won't accept that and the old parallel twin engines were as boring as rice cakes are tasteless before the 270 deg crank was invented. The gear driven cam VFR 750 engine was a fantastic engine and well overengineered i really liked that, just shows how good you can build something when your making up for your previous fuck up LOL.

It's dirty for a reason

A few photos from this afternoons exercise, i certainly sweated out last nights beer but came home with a bloody headache again, that has passed now after a few hours nodding on the sofa

How humiliating for the 125 rider When i was a learner a few of us up coming bikers decided to go to Porthcawl for a run, one of the boys was riding a DT50 and as we passed a junction on the A48 a Honda Melody pulled out behind us. The guy on the DT shouted to us all to slow down so it would overtake and he would burn it off, the scooter went passed us and my mate started screwing the guts out of his DT to overtake it but couldn't catch it up we never let him live that down

Coming from a man so handsome only stainless steel mirrors can withstand his beauty

Only thing i know i'll be doing this weekend is going to my mates 60th birthday party he was my best man when i got married. So probably have a lay in tomorrow get up and spend the rest of the day making myself pretty, then get pissed and spend Sunday recovering saying to myself never again.

that's slightly better than this one Oops sorry that's the iron lady

Bloody van wouldn't start this morning so i decided to take the bike in and as always it bloody rained on the way home but it was nice filtering through the traffic. The van issue was a connector on the starter motor wasn't pushed all the way home after it was changed last week and had worked itself out all fixed by the time i got home.

We used to have something similar here many years ago in Llandow all gone now the race track is still there though

Is that just todays food

Here you go @boboneleg something to complete the image LOL https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/355912393409?itmmeta=01J49XB3JD131BYB1NPFG5RX59&hash=item52de0822c1:g:lfoAAOSw-otmn6ST&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8Dyj60GaXzCR%2F3VfGI87V%2BlWUV5GHJ3KDg0VHAkrW6PalPlPASuzhaQiXzRdwEMXjN9Rmz51%2FLoD9wQjZLh7ZIgCNyK4X1sL2SVCDseH6z0HkoQxOMGkQDmk4b9hj4mqI%2FF7gor0eHpYikmDYad3KJxk4%2B98ynTEkqljno3eciqcP7rsorwYl1W8UGu6KhreaFwaMG2UAu6RXROl5JNkyDJdi%2Fn4xsUvNSR9pwM2GDeZUmALqy148rxA5CmEn6XR5Vbjo%2BqMrEX9%2Bp7N%2F6cOQky7xchNjA3Cgfseerk%2FtEBhzhQH%2FxqJLcHOQlq0phHvHA%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR6S5rL2iZA&edge=0

Makes no sense in English either i must have used Marcel Translate