Sir Fallsalot

Don't go there with Bob it's never open

I think I've said before i was at this spot years ago watching a load of bikes come through and a few bikes stalled on the bend and dropped their bikes both Harleys, they tried to ride the bend without using the clutch and the bend is too slow to just thump around you need to ride the clutch in first and they couldn't, funny enough i know a few sports bike riders that only use the clutch on or off

Flying over the Alps this morning

Hang on a minute i thought you were mutton Jeff how would you hear the difference, that shoei must have been louder than a jet taking off

I know where your coming from with the route planing even for just a day's trail riding with a group is a load of sweat i usually end up riding the route the week before to make sure it was rideable then on the day you'd have someone saying lets go here or it's better up there but not willing to plot a route or lead a ride themselves that's why i went back to being a miserable twat

As i said you will never understand not worth wasting my time trying to explain not that i could anyway

I don't think you are correct there Marcel most people don't hate Harley owners All people hate them

When you love your country you don't desert it, you look forward to seeing it again every time you leave it, your 90% gypo so you will never understand

I'm home and glad of it, i fucking hate going away i find it a chore i need the rest of the week off to recover now

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And I’ll have to take your word on that because I can’t find anything saying it was introduced by the EU only the health act

Well their not listening to their own rules here then because everyone is smoking inside

That’s because he normally likes it dry must have guest coming round lol

Better keep that under wraps or our flag will end up with a fairy blowing bubbles on it

There’s one thing the uk definitely got right and that was to ban smoking indoors didn’t seem to bother me years ago but it does now trying to enjoy a beer but my eyes are burning with the smoke

I’ve been hanging around one of Croatia’s national parks the wife is determined to wear my legs down to a knub

If it gets me a paid day off work I’ll support anything but only for that day

What would she think if you drank it straight from the bottle after all it already comes in a glass why dirty another

Because that ranking was done by the British

Yes i was thinking that myself for a while. There was a good crowd there later they dimmed the lights by taking the tubes out, the seating was minimal consisting of random chairs wooden beams and milk crates and the beer was a can that ran out quickly and one keg. the wife is feeling it this morning no life in her at all lol

Awesome night the wife thinks we will be up early to do the tourist stuff no fuccking chance

Filled up a bit now so lots of witnesses got to be honest it’s fucking awesome takes me back to my late teens, what looked like terrorists and murderers when we we first arrived have turned into the nicest people I have met. fucking amazed that everyone speaks great English here

Me and the wife have found a proper metal club it’s the kind of place where they kill you and let your body go cold before raping you had to wade 200 yards through scrubland to get to it reminds me of a hells angels club house of old. If I disappear tell the pigs the last place I was at was Metal Klub Croatia

Anything with the eyes is scary shit for me rather lose an arm than an eye. I have an eye story from on the bike but will have to wait until I’m home next week