Sir Fallsalot

Or still waiting for the AA to turn up

That's the problem i don't believe anything and will be the first to admit i know fuck all about religion but i found it funny anyway

He's not but his seminary course starts next week so he could be in the future

I like the Honda ones as they integrate neatly with the bike so you get the heat setting displayed on the screen plus the controller for the grips is built into them so no separate switch but even with all that to persuade me i'd still like them to get hot, i know fussy ain't i

The Honda heated grips were useless on the Africa twin when it came out barely getting warm they were £300 before fitting and Honda refused to acknowledge there was a fault with them luckily I read about them before I bought any

I prefer to be called gay

Fucking Photoshop what do you say Xtreme

Yes but as i said this was about 30 years ago this was all new to a lot of people including myself and only ever seen on TV. There was a lot of piss taking behind his back by everyone who worked with him including myself i forgot to say he was about 50 years old at the time. Times have moved on and it's all more normal now and acceptable but i will admit i still cant get my head around this shit what if surgery for this wasn't available what would happen then.

Might have mentioned this before but this thread reminded me of it again. Many years ago probably 30 ish i was working on a welsh water site installing a shower and toilet in one of their office buildings, i was curious why as there were already working showers and toilets there, when i asked whats the point of another shower i was told it was for Sue, i assumed it was for someone who might have a disability and couldn't use the the ladies, so anyway i carried on. i was talking to someone else the next day and asked who Sue was all i got was oh you haven't met Sue yet have you and they walked away laughing, a few weeks later i found out Sue was an electrician called Phil i used to bump into on various welsh water sites he just started turning up for work wearing a dress and wig saying he was a woman and his name was now Sue, the problem was none of the women wanted him using the ladies toilets and the men didn't want him in the men's so that's why i was there. I first saw him after that when i was driving up the A470 and was passing a welsh water van, i always look in to see if i know who's in there and i'll never forget what i saw it was Phil the leccy with a white dress on and an ill fitting blonde wig along with bright red lipstick which all went really well with his thick hairy arms shoulders and 5 o clock shadow, he was a damn ugly bloke and didn't transfer over to a woman well. He carried on working for welsh water for a few years after that but was a liability he was constantly filing sexual harassment charges against his work mates so nobody wanted to work with him and eventually took the full plunge and had gender affirmation surgery. But after he had his cock chopped of he changed his mind decided it wasn't what he wanted and then tried to sue welsh water for not giving him proper counselling before his surgery. Welsh water supported him in every way they could before and after the surgery, they footed the bill for almost everything he asked for to accommodate him probably because they were too scared to say no in case the press got hold of it as stuff like this was a hot topic back then, not sure what happened in the end but it was clear to me he needed psychiatric help from the start not his cock chopped off.

It probably high tails it home at the first sight of a cloud in the sky followed by a vigorous polishing

You are going to hell and Buckster will be your boss for all eternity

I've dug up Alan Turing and together we've been able to decipher some of the code in Marcels message, i think he's asking how a man can suddenly become a woman after chopping off his dick

I thought that was going to be good until i google what it meant bit of a let down LOL

Depends whether there was strawberry ice cream involved

Was that after receiving try giving it's supposed to be better so i'm told

Just think about it if we get a word Slowly will be there to defend us when its used

I've been trying to think as a straight man what name could a gay person call me for me to be offended and i just cant think of one is it because there is no word or because i just don't care and if there isn't a word when are we going to get one feeling left out LOL

You spoilt it now that was for the plebs to decipher I've always pronounced it this way egg-lis-oo-roo, not sure its correct but near enough worked there a few years ago thought i'd never be able to pronounce it after reading it but seems to roll off the tongue easily,

oops i thought he was talking about the van

I cant look at it without seeing this

You sir have offended me