Sir Fallsalot

Are you asking or offering

Yes i lost count of how many times i called myself a dumbfuck today

Been working on my firewood store again today and almost killed myself doing something stupid on a ladder. The wife is home with a broken wrist from her holiday in Croatia a few weeks ago and now my wrist is fucked as well probably be ok tomorrow. And i got my stupidity on camera what a twat

@XTreme is that you

Been looking and i can only find Indian or chinky stuff i have no comment on the Suzuki GWF but i do like this thing

Excellent Saul and photos that would get Pete's seal of approval

Shut up you fool Bob has been in limp mode for years

The bike or the Transporter

For some reason the first thing that popped into my head when i saw that was the the bird with three tits in total recall no idea why

I didn't want to shag it i was scared of it

L plates look shit anyway and usually not on there long so who cares you vain fecker

On behalf of @clive i'd like to say you TWAT but the comment was funny

You know you could have bought a sticky L plate for the screen

Their not

Fires every other street

The girlfriend the dad or the car

Me and Gary came home from the Dragon through Penmachno over to the B4391 in 2015 cracking road and was a bit interesting on the top I'll have to think about that Bob

Where to Bob

I remember watching the first film in my late teens, got to say i had a few sleepless nights after, whoever dreamt up that creature had a hell of an imagination or were truly disturbed.

Now we are talking

I was thinking of doing the Bruce the night before but the tickets sold out in a week, so if i decide to go i shall have to see if i can pick up a ticket when someone drops out.

I can assure you Bob is not gay it will be under age girls he will be trying to entice into the van with the promise of free candy

I bet you didn't go down the rocky hill at the end LOL

Who said that