Sir Fallsalot

This is what Bucksters on about And i think this is what your on about

I didn't think you were still doing the trail riding Terry

Bucksters Jobie through the door reminded me of a story my dull mate told me about him and his twin brother when they were in their late teens, i don't think I've mentioned it here before but worth repeating if i have. They were in a night club in town and had been chatting to a couple of girls as you do, He said they were getting on great when the one his brother was chatting to started giving him some verbal and pissing him off. His brother said he had to go to the toilet keep the girls here until i get back, a few minutes after he got back his brother said we have to go, he said he didn't want to leave because he was getting somewhere with his girl but his brother insisted they left so after a little argument they left. When they got outside he asked whats his problem, nothing he said but when i went to the toilet i caught a turd in some toilet paper and slipped it into the girls handbag that was pissing him off

Yes but it would make you feel a lot better

Same here, thought i better check the marmite wagon as it hasn't been started for a long time as i thought battery is flat so go to charge it but the bonnet is frozen shut so that can wait until tomorrow

Sharks Spotted off the coast of Turkey

He's got a new career too busy for here

I want to ride the XR650L to see if i like it or not i want one so bad but i need to get a go on one before taking the plunge or moving on

My boy was dating a girl that was a vegan but she didn't like vegan food fuck knows what she eating to stay alive. She ended it with him because she was having all sorts of mental problems and didn't want to drag him down with it even though he was ok to stay with her. What a sad place for a 17 year old to be in never seemed to be an issue when i was 17 probably because everyone ate meat

Was going to say the same myself

That should have read THE highly capable Joan Pedrero dragged the Harley-Davidson Pan America 1250 through the 1000 Dunas Raid this weekend.

Next week

I hate chocolate like that, it takes too long to get it out the foil and into your mouth

Nice one Saul i normally venture out in such conditions but when we had it before Christmas i just couldn't be arsed which is not like me.

Same here

I only need it to take the chill off the bed before i get in, i don't put the heating on in the bedroom as its too hot to sleep when i do

Well my first week back in work was hectic as hell had no time to be ill i think the shock of 14 hour days in work last week and the weekend beat the illness out of me, certainly feeling a whole lot better but still have the throat clearing and coughing routine in the mornings and then i'm good for the day

that's the type i was after. dont rub it in lol

One of my favorite bikes the CB1300 especially in red/white, i had the earlier CB1000 it had a low seat height but it was wide i was more tippy toe on that than my Africa Twin you needed a woman's hips to touch the floor on it LOL

Tried to by an electric blanket today no stock anywhere, i thought nobody could afford to pay the electric anymore.

And by 11 all the wall paper will fall off the walls

Oh yes you can do that as well

You and me both

Property is a good way if you don't mind looking after it, When i was 17 i had £2000 burning a hole in my pocket and in a rough housing estate a few miles from where i live they were selling off prefab houses for £1000 each and what did i do with my money, that's right i invested it in a motorcycle all the houses in that area now are around £100,000 I started a pension when i was in my early twenties with prudential, i new nothing about pensions at all and trusted the sales guy fully, i was concerned that i wouldn't be able to get at my money if i needed it for a deposit for a house but he said it was just like a savings account in your bank except you would have to give about a months notice to get it out and assured me it was all good so i paid into one, When i went to get the money out a few years later i was told i would loose over 50% of it if i did. i was so pissed off i wanted to cancel it but they advised me to just freeze it and wait until it matures so i don't lose anything which is this year. I payed in just over £3000 and now i wish i had kept paying into it as that £3000 is now £21000. I also got my initial money back when the miss sold a pension claims came out many years ago and so did the wife. Just wish i kept paying into that pension just felt like i got stung so didn't trust anyone from then on