Sir Fallsalot

In bed for 3 days you say was your freezer full of ice cream

What Bob said

Now you know how your missus feels when you drop your pants in front of her

How is that Tuono classed as a naked bike, sorry but not one of those does anything for me.

The course he's doing is really difficult especially with his Dyslexia, he has been given additional help but he said it's not working so he's given it up. But i think he thought it was going to be one wild party or like an episode of the young ones, and didn't realise he would have to study 7 days a week to get anywhere.

My boy has dropped out of uni because he struggling with it, bit pissed off myself with him but that's his choice. he doesn't want to come home, for some reason he loves Bristol says he feels like he's been released living there and is laying low in his dorm until the contract ends next September.

Its got to look good to start with before it can be made better, if you start with dull shit you end up with bright shit but it's still shit

Nope but a very bit pissed LOL

And they have just brought in a clean air charge in Bristol so if i want to drive in to visit the boy i have to pay £9 on top of my fuel to get there feck that i don't like him that much

My washer didn't come from the store it was an order in job i thought if they delivered it to the store i would be able to pick it up without the delivery charge.

Last photo on my phone which i obviously didn't take, was from late last Friday night on the pop in the smoking area of some shithole in Merthyr

I think i'm due for a blow the cobwebs off ride haven't started a bike in about 4 weeks. I have bought an ex RAF Gore-Tex jacket to try in the rain but there was no chance i could bring myself to go out in yesterdays weather here

And a good job it isn't as i'd have no chance against you

We had a new one last month @Clive the delivery charge is a scam i said i would pick it up from the store and save the delivery charge but they said i would still have to pay it fucking pricks, but the delivery charge was £20 i think the £40 charge was for delivery at a specified time .

Thanks @MooN your kind words are much appreciated

Are you joking your the only one here doing anything interesting at the moment keep it up I googled the train

we have -5c stuff that freezes at 0c LOL

Sorry i just had a picture of me pouring vodka from the local off licence into the screen wash bottle and the lad i work with sticking his head out the window with his mouth open trying to catch a drop every time i wash the windscreen LOL

How do you keep the windscreens clear we have been around or below freezing for the last couple of weeks and the washers have only defrosted a couple of times. This morning i had to pull off the motorway to clean the windscreen threw some water on and by the time i got to the wiper switch (about 3 seconds) it had frozen solid LOL

How about a helicopter trip out to the grand canyon i think that's something i'd be looking into

Yup it was a bit nippy today @Saul, I was north of you in Tenby, It was -8.5c when i arrived this morning and i was working outside in it, never went above 2c all day. I have been working in temperatures below freezing all week, but never mind about my easy job lets hear some more about how hard Pete's getting it in his warm office pressing those spring loaded keys on his keyboard for a living, must be absolute hell

There's plenty here crying out for something like that the last bike that was similar was a CRF230 and was very popular in its day

Well it could have a tump of bodies in front of it, you know how long it takes to get rid of one of those these days with all the phone cameras and CCTV about. so may take him well into next year to get to it depending on how big the tump is LOL

Hopefully there were no gravel traps on the way to the airport LOL