Sir Fallsalot

And a good job it isn't as i'd have no chance against you

We had a new one last month @Clive the delivery charge is a scam i said i would pick it up from the store and save the delivery charge but they said i would still have to pay it fucking pricks, but the delivery charge was £20 i think the £40 charge was for delivery at a specified time .

Thanks @MooN your kind words are much appreciated

Are you joking your the only one here doing anything interesting at the moment keep it up I googled the train

we have -5c stuff that freezes at 0c LOL

Sorry i just had a picture of me pouring vodka from the local off licence into the screen wash bottle and the lad i work with sticking his head out the window with his mouth open trying to catch a drop every time i wash the windscreen LOL

How do you keep the windscreens clear we have been around or below freezing for the last couple of weeks and the washers have only defrosted a couple of times. This morning i had to pull off the motorway to clean the windscreen threw some water on and by the time i got to the wiper switch (about 3 seconds) it had frozen solid LOL

Yup it was a bit nippy today @Saul, I was north of you in Tenby, It was -8.5c when i arrived this morning and i was working outside in it, never went above 2c all day. I have been working in temperatures below freezing all week, but never mind about my easy job lets hear some more about how hard Pete's getting it in his warm office pressing those spring loaded keys on his keyboard for a living, must be absolute hell

There's plenty here crying out for something like that the last bike that was similar was a CRF230 and was very popular in its day

Well it could have a tump of bodies in front of it, you know how long it takes to get rid of one of those these days with all the phone cameras and CCTV about. so may take him well into next year to get to it depending on how big the tump is LOL

Hopefully there were no gravel traps on the way to the airport LOL

@Pedro that's Pete's way of asking for the address of the sex room without asking. Pete you will have to be more direct in the future Pedro doesn't get your subtle hints but i was happy to translate for you

@Grasshopper's in a Toyota get it right

Don't forget Bob we've yet to see a photo of said serow so it would be impossible to bump start if it didn't exist

Is there a difference

Same here Bob wouldn't let me view them but it would let me download them all, but they are a lower quality than what was uploaded

Trouble is leaving a battery go flat for extended periods of time is no good for it either, I have an intelligent battery tender that shuts off when its not needed so is not continuously charging and i swap that between 4 bikes so its never on the same bike for months on end one of the best things to do is take the battery off and keep it somewhere warm. My garage is heated and i'm still on the original battery on the CRF bought in March 2016.

Plenty left here there's three 15 minutes walk from my house but not the right clubs for me full of 15 year olds that cant handle their beer

Why not

6 below this morning took me 20 minutes to get in the van as i washed it on Friday and i didn't look at it until this morning every door frozen shut and the snow on it was frozen solid

Its the works Christmas party next Friday so as long as i survive that i will be breaking up for Christmas on the 23rd and don't go back to work until the 9th. Its a busy one for me this year, the wife and i are going up the local club on the 23rd and my daughter and her boyfriend are going to join us which is a shock. The 24th we are out for a meal then it will be the usual hang around Christmas day and boxing day stuffing ourselves stupid. The 30th is the TRF Christmas ride where i will try and work off some of the crap i ate, then new years eve we're off clubbing in Swansea and spending the night, the wife won another competition for new years day so we will heading straight from Swansea to the Celtic Manor and will be spending the day and night boiling the alcohol out of our bodies from the night before in their spa plus the usual visiting in between that

or mushrooms

I'm a bit like that with family guy LOL