Sir Fallsalot

Muffs keep your hands dry as well as warm, the handlebar muffs that is

Yes but you are not commuting in all weathers now are you

Unlike my mother in laws kitchen door

With the exception of the closet gays i think she was the content of every teenage boys wank bank, although i don't think any real cave woman could ever have looked like that LOL

Sorted the mother in laws door out had to plane the last 50 years worth of paint off and its fine now. just lit the fire to have another lazy day in, it's a hell of a lot colder out there than the 8 deg C the thermometer suggests.

No he will realise her bread is buttered on both sides

Just sit back and relax its not your job anymore let your skivvies handle it lol

Just been asked to have a look at the mother in laws kitchen door as it's sticking, sometimes it would be nice to say i haven't a clue what to do, its fucking cold and wet out there death and dismemberment awaits

Or Starbucks LOL

That's fine by me people can believe what they want in my eyes but they should be able to accept what i believe in and not force on me their beliefs

Ever thought about slipping your hands into some nice warm muffs

We have something called the TET here (trans Euro trail) and is suited to bikes like a DR650 or smaller most of it is paved or easy gravel roads but some of it is tough, I see people on bigger bikes complaining about the tougher bits and also see the mess the bigger bikes make on the tougher bits and i see people complaining there isn't enough off road, there's always people who complain about everything but not willing to do anything about it themselves

I don't know how much electricity is free on the RE but heated grips with said muffs are great. Oxford grips have served me well over the years, i have the top of the range ones at the time i bought them on my 650 which are hot and the bottom of the range ones on my Beta as it doesn't produce much electricity but still produce a comfy heat

For once i can understand and agree with you

This is what i get up go's to show what you lot have been googling

No he showed us a pair of muffs in his possession not fitted and if you google muffs what your thinking of doesn't come up (dirty mind lol) and neither does what i'm thinking of

He don't have to google it he just has to look in the garage to see if he fitted them

@Saul i thought you'd fitted these

I said sensible chat not a slanging match, maybe get him drunk that might help him open up

Might be a good time to have a sensible talk with him about why she has such a problem with you without her looking over his shoulder. And why he doesn't stand up for you when your trying to help him out

That will explain the scabby horse ownership

First frost here this morning everything is white outside so i'm staying inside lol

Yes off road tyres maketh the bike, they just seem less gay than road tyres what you say @boboneleg

Can you not write moderating twat as a title, it seems more accurate to me

I would have thought Twat trumps moderator