Sir Fallsalot

I only like their pasties even better with gravy on them

I think he meant Pukka pies he has been away so you will have to cut him some slack

Spoilt it with the mushy peas i think it would be chip shop fish and chips for me

So what food do you think you miss the most

I think you'll find it was tit for tat

Now your just being silly 3 is 1 more than 2 so how do i put this in simple terms for you Ahh i know

It wasn't that long ago you were sure you didn't need any Mods so how can you be sure you only need 2 now

I found this quite funny you lot will probably think i'm a dick for doing it but When i was l living at home with my parents i'd had some stupid argument with my Mother so i stormed out the house to go out on the bike to calm down, as i walked down the front path to the bike two blokes approached me and started waffling on about have i ever thought about what happens when i die, i soon realised they were Jehovah's Witnesses, i new my mother always hid from them and never answered the door to them so i said i'm sorry i don't have time for you right now but my mother is interested and led them into the living room introduced them to my mother and then fucked off out on the bike with a big grin on my face, when i got home luckily my mother did see the funny side

The more you talk about her the more i like her

Many years ago me and my boss now were working down Cardiff way and decided to skive off for some breakfast in the local garden center which was packed, we were just finishing up and who should walk in, only our boss with the customer, we were down on our hands and knees crawling around under peoples tables trying to find our way to the exit as he walked to the counter we got out without being seen and we couldn't stop laughing about it for the rest of the day still makes me chuckle when i think about it

Hmm "motorcycle" videos need deleting is this code for something else

And music

The face of crime watch lol

You not seen this film

And the brakes

Yes depending which teacher we had it was either a miniature cricket bat or an abnormally large dap we were battered with

I might have said this before but the first couple of years of high school i never turned up with my kit because i hated it and i was given the bat across the arse for not having a valid excuse for not participating, even though it hurt it was better than games as it only lasted minutes instead of an hour, my mad mate Wayne was the same. The bat every week turned into a sigh as the years went on, every time we turned up for games we were told to just go for a walk along the river bank so we kept going until we got home, Wayne started bringing in a couple of his air guns in a skateboard bag so we could go shooting on the way home, games became the favorite subject i didn't attend and looked forward to it every week LOL

You have a home made turkey? i'm scared to ask how but i'm curious

Oh fuck hes caught Harley owners syndrome i didn't know it could spread between manufactures, don't worry the government have a cure its made of lead and can get to the problem faster than the speed of sound

This was taken on what we called the red road closed to traffic now but then it was never open to traffic they just got better at stopping me from getting in LOL The views are outstanding you could believe you were anywhere in the world up there but it is less than an hour from my house

I have no memory of what you speak of because

That would be a spooky place at night for those scared of nonsense like that not me though

Sorry boss i cant commit to it, and thankyou for the nomination @Slowlycatchymonkey even though i was second on your list

It wasn't but only noticed when we got stuck in it that it was more than just mud and it was too late then