Sir Fallsalot

No fucking photoshop there those photos are as the camera took them

I was planning on going out yesterday but after getting everything ready to go it started to rain but not just any rain this was biblical so knocked it on the head and ended up going out to go today instead, It was a bit foggy this morning when i got up so i waited until it lifted before heading out which was a mistake as i would have had a great view of a see of fog from up on my mountain this morning almost all gone when i got up there From here was an encounter with the plod, at the end of the track was a plod car waiting with a WPC in it alone, i was going to say she pulled me over but when i saw her i stopped for a chat she was stunning She was part of a team looking for illegal off roading in hotspots around the area, i educated her in what was legal to ride and what wasn't got to say she looked very vulnerable up there all on her own. I decided to skip the next mountain road as it wasn't exactly legal and that was bound to be an area the pigs were covering. A view a few valleys over looking towards Twmbarlwm And as requested by grasshopper, i am trying to smile but the soup strainer is hiding it and the sun is in my eyes making me squint LOL Down the lane a bit, its an old broken tarmac road covered in autumn leaves making things quite slippery can you see the lovely autumn colours That brought me out by these critters fuckers setting himself up to spit at me I'm sure. The mountain opposite is covered in beautiful autumn colours Stopped for some fuel in crosskeys always put super unleaded in the bike picked up the pump and notice how expensive it is, that's dearer than diesel i thought then checked and realised it is fucking diesel it was supreme diesel not super unleaded luckily i only put a litre in before i spotted it. The next lane the trees here were covered in a lovely rich green moss and the sun lit up the green tree canopy can you see it The paved roads were also a bit slippery today with the wet mud and leaves on them Wentwood reservoir is still empty but this hasn't been used for drinking water for over 20 years its more of a leisure lake Their not going to be doing any water sports on this one though. Stopped here because a dear ran across my path no big deal for some of you but a very rare sight here, i could see it watching me from a distance in the woods but phone camera was not good enough to zoom in on it It got a bit tricky further down missed the left hand line in the photo and ended up walking the bike down this as the rock was so slippery At the end of this lane was a carving of what looked like a man clubbing a bull it was larger than life in size, couldn't see anyone about to ask if i could enter to take a better photo there will be a next time On the way to the next lane i got stopped by the police again as you have to pass plod HQ in Mamhilad i could see the pair of twats looking as i passed the entrance sure enough they followed me and then switched on the blues, the two coppers seemed quite disappointed i pulled over for them, they were nice enough and let me know my number plate wasn't supposed to be dirty or point at the sky and sent me on my way, i didn't let them know I've been told that before LOL This tree was just high enough to get the handlebars under the floor was covered in what looked like sea urchins i'd stopped below a conker tree Last off tarmac stretch before heading home not quite legal up here anymore probably been over 5 years since i last rode it Back to Aberbeeg this is one steep hill doesn't look it in the photo though A bit further down looking over to Aberbeeg lots of colour on the trees now Last time i was out blackwood way i spotted this old bridge from the bypass so thought i'd have a look today It an abandoned railway bridge Just had a gentle road ride back from here and over my mountain of course to get home, a nice day out seen plenty of wildlife including a buzzard flying in front of me dropping the Pidgeon he had for his dinner things like that make me want a go pro.

Fucking photoshop when i was in Spain nothing was green at all everything was brown

And Spain is right up there with us Italy is worse its a problem everywhere not just the UK

No me that's why i dodged it

This is who the wife is going to see with the boy tonight

As i said the wife's been having physio on the shoulder she had the jabs in, as it has been painful to move, according to her since she had them, I've been winding her up saying she's probably injured it at some gig as she's been to a few this year and she's no spring chicken anymore but after mentioning it last night i realised i had a painful arm/shoulder a few months ago, felt like someone had punched me in it a proper dead arm feeling, only seemed to really notice it in the night and mornings and couldn't lay on that side in bed, never bothered me when i was busy through the day. It was like that for about 3 or 4 weeks and it was the arm i had the jabs in. strange coincidence or something else

For once you are correct

So golf involves two things you don't like

I find the trouble with golf is it gets in the way of a nice walk

This weekend i was supposed to be going to see a thrash metal band with the wife in Swansea not something i'm really into and it will fuck up my weekend of trolling Pete on here, so i came up with a cunning plan to get out of it. I messaged the boy because he wanted to see the band and said he could go instead of me and i would pay for his bus trip home and give him a few bob for some beer, he's due home tonight the wife is well happy because shes really been missing the boy and i get some peace to do what i want on the weekend

So your basically a drug dealer

I don't think i need it, I've had covid and the first three jabs, i'm also down for annual flu shots because of the diabetes but don't have them either because i'm not a big sufferer of flu type viruses. The wife has said shes not having a fourth because she's currently undergoing physio on the shoulder she had the first three jabs in, shes convinced since the jabs its been playing up but that might be a coincidence .

The letter for my 4th one is on my desk here not sure i'm going to have it yet

To stop Harley Davidson belt drives from squeaking you should to try one

Sorry Bob for some reason i thought you boys name was Pablo then i remembered its Paulo or did i get that wrong as well LOL

Was that a private plate on there Bob

Yes i can understand that, I use gear oil on my bike chains mainly because i got a 25L drum of it for free but the chains always look a lot cleaner with the oil than when i use chain lube on them.

Well there's one thing that's true no amount of photoshopping is going to make that look good

Exactly Moon if you don't like what you see don't vote for it after all its only bike of the month you don't even get a fucking prize

Don't you have to have something like one drip per minute unlike this place where you get 20 drips a second LOL

I've put a few on here when you were on your travels they were a tribute to Pete's gay hip stance

I was thinking you would say both but its none of them, I took them with my old canon digital camera, they are how the photos looked after i pressed the button but before i pressed the button i played about with the settings on the camera and took a few shots of the same scene on different settings until i got a shot i liked and that's what photographers do but obviously a lot better than me, they are basically applying filters before they take the photo i applied one on some of my photos after i took them so in reality adjusting your camera before you take a photo is no different to enhancing a photo after it has been taken. This is the top photo taken a few times using different settings on the camera on the same day at the same time so how can you tell if its been manipulated before or after the photo is taken

I cant until you answered my question above