Sir Fallsalot

I'm going to be trail riding in your neck of the woods the last weekend of the month hope i don't need your services while i'm there

That's a good job don't listen to the tards on here LOL i have a lot of respect for our refuge collectors but the council who run them are fucking idiots they have stopped emptying wheelie bins now and will only take 3 Shirley Bassey's every 3 weeks which is just not enough twats.

I used to wear jeans like that when i was your daughters age not because it was the fashion of the time but because i was a scruffy cunt, who knew it would catch on and i was one of the pioneering trend setters

I hear the native Canadians don't like the snow there because it's white and its on their land

He's off his meds but has been spotted out and about trying to convert the sane

For the last week I've been sleeping really well full 8 hours, even going out like a light between snoozes on the alarm clock i put it down to the cooler weather

I only ride the bikes for pleasure so commuting is out day or night as i don't find any pleasure in that at all, I will go out in the dark but it has to be nice out there

You just ride a little slower, although i haven't had the enthusiasm i used to have to go out in it these last few years.

That happened to my daughter going to the reading festival a few weeks ago, called the RAC and after about 30 minutes it started again before they turned up so she cancelled them and still had to pay the £40, her car's been ok since

Anything with honey in usually tastes good to me hell i'd almost go as far as saying if you mixed it with shit it would taste nice

Crack the top banjo bolt and then push fluid up from each caliper then try bleeding as normal. might be less messy to take the top hose off and put a container under it until all the air is out

I avoided any mucky routes trying not to get it dirty before it goes in the marmite wagon

No alterations to that photo at all its as the camera took it, however the cunt part is correct

That's a fucking melon

I'll stick this one in taken tonight after i went out to wear the newness off the rear tyre and brake pads. Jacket seems ok

Except for the 14 year old bit that's pretty much the same as here

You would soon change your tune when you realise that includes you LOL but i do think the driving test for cars should be a hell of a lot harder and if you fail 5 times that should mean you cant retest for 5 years. unfortunately there will always be that dodgy examiner who will pass any tart in a short skirt.

You are correct and so is Busabeast https://www.biketrainwales.co.uk/direct-access/

I thought it was Compulsory Basic Training

New Jacket waiting for me when i got home from work tonight. My current jacket i bought around 2006 so has lasted well considering how much abuse off road it's had, Its almost old enough to receive the @XTreme longevity for jackets award Anyhow what do you think other than i need a smaller belly.

What part of horizontal don't you understand

Your right but it will give you some evidence if things go tits up

KFC i thought that was your pronouns

We just call them abattoirs here, cost the owners fuck all to take them there, cures animal suffering in an instant and people get fed, a win all round really