Sir Fallsalot

When a mate had a vasectomy years ago i was asking him about it after and he said everything still works the same but hes shooting spud water now. He also said when it shoots it sprays the bedroom ceiling now i think because its a lot thinner going through the pump

Every time i see that photo i keep thinking Pete has been reincarnated as a a bird but cursed with the same face for some reason

I like the BOL bit.

The Honda one is the same as the VW DSG gearbox in my van is there a pattern emerging here

Because he hasn't surfaced anywhere nobody knows why he's not here for sure so i'm holding off on judgement, i hope it is just a flounce and nothing else.

Nice one Bob. I've just noticed the private plate

Of course i would otherwise Chloe would have died for nothing and that would be just cruel. Although it's slightly out of date so not sure now .

I was sitting here thinking what do you want all them Torque wrenches for and went to look at mine and found i have four myself one 1/4" drive two 3/8" and one 1/2" drive

Like all your other victims then

And i think you will find it was Pete that sought out abandoned shit

If you have a bucket of oats you don't have to chase them down here either

That converts to about £87 here but our tractor oil is a lot cheaper

All i can say is if he started using a bicycle at Moons age he might still be with us now calling him a cunt

I had one filter so tight i snapped the nut off the Honda filter tool, i had to fully weld it back on instead of the spot welding they come with to get it to undo the filter

I cursed myself and got stuck in it today coming back from Nash, when i thought i got clear of it i hit another load of traffic after Cardiff gate due to a lane closure, i'll keep my mouth shut next time

He probably did on the way to the Opera

I forced my pair to learn to drive as soon as they were old enough, they both tried to give up but i encouraged them to keep at it my daughter does thousands of miles a year and is enjoying the freedom it gives her the boy had a car for a short while before going to Uni and sold it and hasn't bothered since i think he's happy with his free bus pass but it's always there if he needs it.

What happened to the fingernail

That's it I've had enough of painting, i was out there until half eight last night and been out there five hours today and i still have the pine end of the house, the back of the house and re-coat the kitchen extension. There's so many windows doors and corners to cut into it takes forever to get anywhere diner and larger time now.

Just translated

30 years ago i'd agree, The MCC club i was in had their first rally and two of the local MC clubs turned up with guns and knives they must have put patches on all the thugs they knew because they never had the numbers in the clubs that turned up. The rally was at a place where the workforce building the A470 at the time stored their caravans and had gone home for the weekend, They set fire to some of the caravans put gas cylinders on the fires nicked the shocks off one of my mates bike it was like an over the top film and a real eye opener for me at 18 years old. When we phoned the police their answer was it's not our problem. But saying all that there was no fighting and nobody got hurt, we think they had it in their heads we were going to go MC as our club was getting quite large so decided to put a stop to it by scaring the shit out of us which they did, all we wanted to do was ride and party the club was never the same after that.

That club has/had a lot of chapters around the country and i think some in Germany, my mate was a member back in the 80's in Wales.

Yup never been a fan of man on man action myself either

I think there is a line

I was over there on the dog a few months ago and it's difficult to keep it at the speed limit, i new it was restricted to 40 but that wasn't going to stop me i was gutted when i saw the average speed cameras wont be going back there now