Sir Fallsalot

That reminded me of one of the lads i work with, years ago he had a history of visiting ladies of the night. He was saying he had finished a job in Swansea early and when looking on some escorts page he noticed there was one working out of a hotel nearby so he messaged her and the reply was, the door is open when you enter the room pass the money into the tent then put your cock in, he thought that's odd but went along, he went into the room and sure enough there was a tent set up with a finger beckoning him on out of the zip of the tent, he passed the cash though the opening and then shoved his cock in who or whatever was in the tent done their job and he left, I said did you see who was in the tent he said no and not a word was spoken i said fuck that i want to see the other side of what i'm sticking my cock into could have been a bloke he just shrugged his shoulders and said whatever

Fucking weather has been shite today one minute i getting sunburnt and the next it's lashing down made my job today twice as long. I'm as far as i can go with the fence today Old temporary fence or whats left of it that's been there since 2018 New fence i'm worn out now and my feet are killing me from all the toing and froing

When were the tyre pressures last checked

I remember them putting signs up on the A470 near me and for the first couple of months the sign read and i quote "sign not in use" FFS

can you fit a DB killer in it or is there even one available for it

Just secondhand bike maintenance once its done you will never have to do them again except the pads of course the ones on the van that is

What was the oil like Bob

Dragged all my tools out to fix the fist fence post to work from tomorrow and just as i started the heavens opened FFS, anyway its done now so good to go for tomorrow weather permitting of course

So you get my point then

Thought id start one in the words of Pete (i just copied and pasted them ) It's not too bad here...... …..but I've got a busy couple of days fitting a fence. dont think i'll get out on any of the bikes this weekend. I don't suppose anybody's doing anything of interest though? I know it's unlikely to be riding your bike.......but any old shit you can add to keep the board moving is OK. Yes......we're that desperate!

Any chance you could wrap this story up first

He was ginger so didn't have one

Well yes He just washed it

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This is worse than one of Pete's bike polls it

I knew the Honda wouldn't last long

She did ask what i was doing luckily every time i was on my way home and was close to the house

Good

Not seen any activity from @clive in a while is he still around or done a silent flounce

When i first had the CB1000 i rode it home from Canterbury and thought i'd run it until it hit reserve which it did at about 220 miles on a duel carriageway about 5 miles from my house turned it to reserve and the tank was empty had to get the wife to bring a gallon to me. When i got home and had a look at it someone had removed or lost the long pipe off the fuel tap so it was always on reserve. I had to get rescued another twice by the wife before i finally fixed it