Sir Fallsalot

6k man i don't have that much to money to waste and don't forget i left 3k on the tree it was thrown into as well

You cant polish a turd

Didn't he have the turd that's one for the other thread

I'll try this one with strategically placed gloves for now

I've realised even through I've owned about 8 different makes of motorcycle I've only owned one of each except Honda which I've had 12 of

My clapped out 26 year old 650 with a carburettor Has more stallions under the tank

For some reason that reminded me of a bike rally i went to back in the late 80s the Yorkshire pudding rally i think it was. Me and a mate were sat by our tents after setting up camp swilling beer when a guy on a Harley came in, the first thing he done was chain it to a small tree even before he had unpacked to set up camp and while setting up camp he wouldn't stop looking at it like he was scared to let it out of his site or something so in the early hours me and my mate pissed as farts and giggling like a couple of school kids cut the tree down with a crap folding saw and stole the tree. The guys face was priceless when he got up in the morning

If it looks like shit smells like shit and tastes like shit then it probably is shit

Its even worse than that hes from mountain ash and probably the cheapness of the place attracted him I just looked him up on Facebook and he looks like he's doing well still into bikes and in some club, pretty much the same as what he was when i bothered with him. He's 10 years older than me so should be 64 now. He introduced the naïve young 17 year old i was back then to bike rally's and clubs which i feel really enriched my life so i do thank him for that by the way he is an anti vaxer

Yes i did find him on facebook years ago and he was always sending me links of run down houses with large plots of land for like £3000 but he is totally anti establishment and full on with conspiracy theory's and other stuff like that i couldn't stand the crap he was posting so switched off any notifications from him, Hes just the type to be an anti vaxer and shout about it

Don't ask me he didn't even tell me he was going. last i heard he was shacked up with some gypsy girl more than half his age and living off the land

Me and a friend bought it back in the 80's from some big bike auto jumble thing in Bristol as a long term fixer upper, i had the engine to rebuild and he had everything else but neither of us had any cash to spend on it i'd moved in with my missus and we lost touch with each other and it was all forgotten about until my father said what you doing with that engine in the shed. When i went to get back in touch with my mate he didn't live at his old address anymore the bugger had sold up and moved to Bulgaria It should have looked like this in the vid but all that's left is the engine. which now i think of it i haven't seen for over 30 years i'll have to see if the old man still has it kicking around up there

Hang around here Clive there will be a few more bores along any minute

Yamaha, Honda, Kawasaki, MZ, Fantic, Montessa, Gas Gas, Beta and i do have a part ownership of a Panther but its never got out of the box it came in

That's what i like about it, when i was in school we used to go to the bakery up the road and buy half a freshly baked cob still warm from the oven and then to the chippy to fill it with chips everyone used to scoop out the dough in the middle and throw it i used to eat that on the way to the chippy it was the best bit

Apparently white bread is low in fibre and protein which is bad for diabetics like me as you can get erratic blood sugar levels so brown bread is better for me but you cant beat toasted white bread something i really miss

Same here

i was half expecting to see some jack twats head poking around the corner in one of those photos

Taken last Tuesday evening on my mountain number plate perfectly legible fucking copper was blind

Taken back in November

Yup i love liver and onions

I am anti Vax and I don’t care what you think. I am absolutely sick and tired of seeing people that are anti Vax getting ridiculed and bullied because of their choice. YOU need to understand WE have good reason to feel this way and that by simply attacking us or belittling us WILL NOT change our minds. We will not be silenced. I for one will never have another one again. Not a chance in hell, I don’t care what you say to try and convince me, I’ve fallen for that trap too many times before. They are absolutely the worst brand of vacuum cleaner ever. It’s Hoover or Dyson all the way for me!