Sir Fallsalot

Not been a regular in any pub for about 20 years, i do still go out to the local club to watch a band once in a blue moon. Most of my drinking type socialising has always been done at motorcycle events cant say i'm missing it because having a drink hits me for six for the next couple of days after i think its something to do with this diabetes.

That's enough air on one of those Bob

I've got my third on the 21st, Its pissing me off a bit as i'm on holiday so if i'm ill after it, it will be on my time not works

Yes i think it was part of a tramway there was a lot of small mines in this area

Talking of funerals my wife was at one last week. She said the sermon was incredibly tedious and just when she was about to nod off somebody's phone rang the ring tone was this

I still want to try it to see if it would have worked

I remember breaking down another time on my VFR only down the bottom of the hill from my house my mate had a small van but it wouldn't fit in so i came up with the bright idea of putting the front wheel in the back of the van holding the front brake on and my mate was going to drive up the hill slowly but as we pulled off a bloody copper pulled in behind us. He got out shaking his head and said i don't think so lads, ended up pushing it home it nearly killed us

I went through looking for a trail with a bridge that ran over a gorge. last time i was there was in 2007, i failed to find it as most of the trees in that area have been cut down so nothing looked the same. The one track i was on where i had to turn around due to a fallen tree looks like it was the one i was looking for, next time i shall go in from the other end and take a saw This is the bridge i was seeking

Well if we are going for favorites this has to be one of mine

Lets try and wake you fuckers up a bit

In the Rheola Forest above Glyneath, we spent ages looking for a way over but had to turn back, after 30 yards we realised we had crossed a forest road on the way in that took us around it

I didn't bring him up to use foul language in front of his mother, he can do what he likes when with his mates but we don't swear in this house

Now the boy is 18 he decided to go clubbing in Cardiff Friday night, It being his first time he was well excited he was all dressed up and staying at a friends who lives in Cardiff. He sends a message to his mam about 4am Saturday morning saying some c@nt had puked over his arm so being the sympathetic father i am i sends him this And after he gets home i also give him a lecture on using the C word in a message to his mam little twat

Why do i feel like your sending an invite to dine out with those lights

Too smart i would say why do it myself when you can do it for me its like having a PA

Like the title @XTreme

Its great once you get naked

Ahh the good old days

My mate was keen to get out on the Beta's today so didn't bother with the 650. It was a bit chilly setting off this morning but the trails soon warmed us up It was a bit slippery out there today hit the deck a few times but the only time the bike hurt me was before i left this morning moved the bike in the garage and the side stand flipped up and twatted me on my bare shin been hurting all day Allot of this shit today real good workout Bridge was out so had a little look about before turning around Someone left a memorial here its its a nice spot to rest

Could be the same crap i had in my carb

Some of the places i find myself your lucky if they sell more than red diesel

I am wondering if it is the rubber grease i used when refitting the carb but i cant see how it would get in there and it was red

There's filters in the tank that would stop that from getting through plus i hoovered the fuel tank out before refitting it so it was spotless in there