Sir Fallsalot

Ok Bob will have to fill in the exact location of this one, All i know is It was in 2011 and on a ride through the french/Italian alps with Bob and the rest of the moobs, we had spent a night or two in a small village a great place and real friendly people, when we were leaving it seamed like the whole village had turned up to see us off, as they were waving goodbye it felt like when you see those old films of loved ones being waved off to war on a train station and Freddy boy here pulled off so proudly on his Africa Twin and then ripped the pannier off his bike on a bollard, I turned around to see the horror on everyone's faces but within seconds the attention was off me as Steve pulled off on his KTM and cold stalled stopping dead and falling off, in this commotion i slammed the pannier back on and made a sharp exit, it was like a scene from laurel and hardy

Yes the ride started like this with just a bit of frost on the ground The snow came in heavy when we got to Builth wells which is where we should of turned around and headed home but both decided to head on, when we got to the Elan Valley the heavy snow had stopped so we rode up though it and over the mountain pass from Cwmystwyth to Llangurig by that time it was dark and the temperature had dropped below freezing so we we suffering, by the time we got back to Rhayader we were so cold we decided to book into a B&B and got pissed for the night and headed home in the morning which was even more interesting because the snow had now frozen, good memories of a great weekend

Boys 18th birthday this weekend so i'm the taxi for him and his mates but on a more interesting note when looking for a photo for bike of the month i found some photos of what i was doing on this very day and date in 2010 it was an interesting ride though the Elan Valley on the dog and with my old mate Gary

Yes but in the Rhonda version instead of shagging we beat each other up

I think i like this one for this month

Are you spying on me i watched that last night

So panic buying and creating the problem for others this weekend then

Funny enough Bob i just put a new Mitas C02 on the back of the dog ready for the mud again

That's my porn star name

There's some strange birthday gifs on here

Yes lots but it's more a full on race bike than a trail bike. A guy in the TRF has one says he feels beaten up after a day trail riding on it because its too aggressive and prefers his CRF250L for trail riding. its basically the same bike as the CRF450RX my mate traded in for the beta last weekend. Its not the L model that Honda normally produce and never will be because they don't have a road bike that uses a 450cc single cylinder engine

Very poor fueling making it hard work to ride and needs money spent on it to get it to run right, it's also got low service intervals and needs rebuilding after 20000 miles if you go by the book and a £10000 price tag when it came out

Back in the late 80's i had a VFR750 and was having a few problems with it cutting out at random times but it would always get going again, after spending a lot of time trying to find the fault i came to the conclusion it was the CDI but wasn't wiling to spend money i didn't have on something i wasn't 100%sure about so carried on riding it. Anyhow i was riding down to ogmore when the thing cut out but this time it wouldn't restart. so ended up walking miles to a payphone to phone my mate who then had to hire a van off someone he knew to come and get me. The next day after getting it home i tried to start it but it still didn't want to know so started to strip it down, when i went to remove the tank i though hold on this is light, no it cant be i put it back on turned the fuel tap to reserve and the fucking thing fired up my mate then told every fucker

after owning the 650 for a while i decided to take off all the safety switches that would stop it from working if damaged off road, so it was off with the clutch and side stand switch. The next day i was in the petrol station after filling i like to start the bike so it runs when i get my gear back on, I pressed the starter button and the bloody thing was in gear with no safety switches now fitted it drove itself off the side stand and landed on the floor it was up and and i was out of there before anyone could ask if i needed hand

Nothing has ever happened to me like that honest

Yup but i got the non smart one which means i have to operate it myself

Hopefully not too soon

Laughing at some of the comments on this When Lemmy installs Windows, Microsoft agrees to HIS terms and conditions

Wouldn't matter to me as i'm going to hell anyway

Fucking pointless smart technology is whats gripping my shit at the moment. I was looking for a new jet washer this week and while doing some research i discovered you can get one that has a Bluetooth connectivity, why the fuck would anyone want that. all i want to do is it to point a hose at something and get it wet fast. My tumble dryer is the same i wonder if it will need therapy in the future because i cant be arsed to connect to it and i'll end up in court for neglect or some shit

Tonight I've Been mostly listening to Dio

Had another outing on the Beta with my mate on his Beta we were like Beta bum boys weather was a little cold but great for the trails getting wet n the Pontypool area again here's a couple of photos and video clips didn't take many as the riding was hard in places I think the bikes look photo shopped in here Me looking... well eh yeh My mate Thought i was going to impale myself on that branch while washing the bike My mates phone is shite 360p WTF

A million questions @yen_powell the next one is going to be how much does it weigh

My uncle had the exact same BMW as that one on there did think it was his one but couldn't see no fag burns on the dash and my boss has the same CB750 as that except in brown