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How many minutes do i have before you close it
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Looks like you had a great trip @Pedro
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Looks like hes contemplating whether that's enough wine to me
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I like the idea of those probably because my house is like a cave
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I went out for a couple of hours on the XR today met a lad on his first trail ride attempt so i stayed with him for a bit as he was heading in my direction. He was riding one of those Chinese bikes The XR This is the new boy he was brand new just look how shiney he is And because it was a Chinese bike it wasn't long before we were fixing it. Spring broke off the side stand so had to fix it with a cable tie for now Past 3 fuel stations on the route and all 3 were out of fuel i'll have to do a bit of siphoning if i go out on the bike tomorrow
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Cool i want to be there
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A bit of useless info i was on site one Monday morning when a car drove through the gates and one of the passengers got out and locked the gates behind them, it was the random drug test team, when i found out i started bricking it as i'd been away to a bike rally on the weekend and it pissed down so everyone was in the beer tent and it was like a scene from cheech & chongs in there. I went in to see them and explain what went on on the weekend and they said dont worry unless you ingested it directly it wont show up and i passed. There were about 12 on site and 5 labourers failed the test not to dope but cocaine
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I'm like you only put photos in to make up the numbers no chance of a vote
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so is that the man or the bike
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Wait for it the next question will be how much does it weigh
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Cool
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Still in my early teens me and a mate Wayne used to go hunting together and walking the railway line was one of our regular routes. one day we were on the viaduct and came across a dead sheep it had been sliced open by a train and its entrails were hanging out, we looked over the edge of the viaduct and below was a lone fisherman fly fishing on what we called the island which was out in the river, so me and Wayne looked at each other and started giggling are you thinking what i'm thinking he said we grabbed a pair of legs each and one two threeeeee and over the sheep went, as soon as it left our hands for me everything went into slow motion i looked over and could see the entrails were flapping about like a failed parachute as the sheep fell and the guy below casting and reeling in his lure totally oblivious of what was about to happen the sheep hit the ground feet from the guy he hit he deck in shock me and Wayne collapsed laughing next thing we know there's a guy running down the track screaming at us we start running but we are laughing so hard it was difficult to run, luckily the guy chasing us had already run about quarter of a mile up hill so he was too fucked to carry on and we got away
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Who's that fat cunt with my bike
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There's no shortages here, the fucking press mention there may be a shortage of delivery drivers but there's no reason to panic and as usual the thick greedy twats in this country that think of no one but themselves panic and create a big problem out of a slight inconvenience nothing but twats all of them spoilt my ride on my bike today
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@Grasshopper's Ride for some reason @boboneleg had this photo to hand maybe it was in his wank bank
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That's because you don't live here and probably didn't go past your front door today
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People trying to get fuel today was like this
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Sorry Pedro didn't proofread it after posting hopefully I've made it a bit more legible now
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Needed blood taken this morning so had a day off and was going to have a quiet day chilling out, after the doctors i thought i'd add my new bike and the daughters car to my list of tax MOT and insurance due dates and realised the old Africa twin was due its MOT today. Phoned the place i take it and he said he'd fit me in which made me think i could get a ride in after, great that's my day off all planned and i was out after topping up the air in the tyres. Because i don't listen to the news i hadn't a clue why there were long ques at fuel stations as i headed up the valley i only found out off the guy doing the MOT what was happening, i needed fuel but i couldn't remember if i'd reset the trip on last fill up or not and then there was the thought had i syphoned any fuel out to put in one of the other bikes as i sometime do if the bikes been sat there for a while, anyhow i decided to ride and if the opportunity arrived on route i'd fill up but every fuel station i passed was heaving with dipshits panic buying so i kept going, after a while i was getting pissed off with not being sure of how much fuel is in the tank and its not the kind of tank you can see in without a torch so decided to head home i hadn't hit reserve yet so i was ok to get home on what the bike holds in reserve. On the way back i decided to take the old girl over Eglwysilan mountain i was going to stop to look at the view but there was an eerie fog rolling in so took a quick couple of photos and headed home. When i got home i got the torch out to look in the tank as i couldn't hear anything slopping about when i shook it, to my surprise there was nothing in there i'd left the bike on reserve last time i was out and forgotten about it another few miles and i'd have been walking
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Now i have to ask this is there a reason why you didn't get the old tank resprayed and sell the new one on
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There was a lot of them there