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I think i got 4 votes because most people are too lazy to scroll past the first photo to look at the rest
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I got this one but you foreigners will have to watch the video to get it. Made famous by little Britain
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@XTreme I did place my entry i'm going to win with your bike without the top box But just in case i'll chuck this one in
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@Slowlycatchymonkey your story reminded me of this one that happened to me. I was working in London in 2011 and out on the pop almost every night and used to get in a hell of a state. One night i got up for a piss and when i walked through the bathroom door in my room i found myself in the corridor totally nude and the door slammed shut behind me there was nothing i could grab to cover my embarrassment other than my hands and ended up having to go to the reception 3 floors down to get a spare key A few weeks later in the same hotel the fire alarm goes off i get up pissed again goes to the corridor for a quick look and bang door shuts on me again except this time every fuckers evacuating the hotel and i'm there bollock naked with lots of people staring, i ended up having to get a towel off the same receptionist and standing outside in the freezing cold for almost an hour until the fire brigade gave the all clear to re-enter the building my junk wasn't the biggest when i went outside but it was a hell of a lot smaller when i went back in damn it was cold Funny thing is the next day i was apologising to the receptionist and she said its no big deal happens all the time
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Great minds Bob
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How many minutes do i have before you close it
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Looks like you had a great trip @Pedro
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Looks like hes contemplating whether that's enough wine to me
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I like the idea of those probably because my house is like a cave
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I went out for a couple of hours on the XR today met a lad on his first trail ride attempt so i stayed with him for a bit as he was heading in my direction. He was riding one of those Chinese bikes The XR This is the new boy he was brand new just look how shiney he is And because it was a Chinese bike it wasn't long before we were fixing it. Spring broke off the side stand so had to fix it with a cable tie for now Past 3 fuel stations on the route and all 3 were out of fuel i'll have to do a bit of siphoning if i go out on the bike tomorrow
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Cool i want to be there
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A bit of useless info i was on site one Monday morning when a car drove through the gates and one of the passengers got out and locked the gates behind them, it was the random drug test team, when i found out i started bricking it as i'd been away to a bike rally on the weekend and it pissed down so everyone was in the beer tent and it was like a scene from cheech & chongs in there. I went in to see them and explain what went on on the weekend and they said dont worry unless you ingested it directly it wont show up and i passed. There were about 12 on site and 5 labourers failed the test not to dope but cocaine
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I'm like you only put photos in to make up the numbers no chance of a vote
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so is that the man or the bike
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Wait for it the next question will be how much does it weigh
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Cool
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Still in my early teens me and a mate Wayne used to go hunting together and walking the railway line was one of our regular routes. one day we were on the viaduct and came across a dead sheep it had been sliced open by a train and its entrails were hanging out, we looked over the edge of the viaduct and below was a lone fisherman fly fishing on what we called the island which was out in the river, so me and Wayne looked at each other and started giggling are you thinking what i'm thinking he said we grabbed a pair of legs each and one two threeeeee and over the sheep went, as soon as it left our hands for me everything went into slow motion i looked over and could see the entrails were flapping about like a failed parachute as the sheep fell and the guy below casting and reeling in his lure totally oblivious of what was about to happen the sheep hit the ground feet from the guy he hit he deck in shock me and Wayne collapsed laughing next thing we know there's a guy running down the track screaming at us we start running but we are laughing so hard it was difficult to run, luckily the guy chasing us had already run about quarter of a mile up hill so he was too fucked to carry on and we got away
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Who's that fat cunt with my bike
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There's no shortages here, the fucking press mention there may be a shortage of delivery drivers but there's no reason to panic and as usual the thick greedy twats in this country that think of no one but themselves panic and create a big problem out of a slight inconvenience nothing but twats all of them spoilt my ride on my bike today
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@Grasshopper's Ride for some reason @boboneleg had this photo to hand maybe it was in his wank bank