Sir Fallsalot

I remember going into a toilet busting for a piss and went straight into a shitter as it was closest to the door, had my wee with the door open turned around and there was a bloke just staring at me, i started washing my hands when this bloke said lost are you, No i said why, the bloke said your in the ladies, i said are you sure then the bloke said yes standing in a look at me what do you think i am way, i looked him up and down trying to work out what this bloke was on about, are you sure your sure i said and then i noticed no urinals this bloke was a woman but looked more like a man than i did i apologised and left a bit red faced

I did take a few on there as i was resting but looks flat

I only took a few photos was relying on someone's video footage but it never happened a bit like the ride report

Yes i was over there on Monday the Beta made them a lot easier especially the old roman road up from Mamhilad

I'll start off with something from my early teens. In Quakers yard where i lived there was a caravan site which was used by the council to house people and we were always messing about there. Our favourite prank at the time was to get hold of a caravan and shake the fuck out of it then run. As well as the shaking prank we used to knock the power off for the caravan as the main isolator was in a small shed outside every van, that used to really wind them up. The favorite caravan to shake was lived in by a bloke in his 30's it was our favourite because he was a chaser and he was fast he used to explode out the van door and give us a good run really got the adrenaline going One night we decided to step things up a bit so before we shook his van we removed the small metal steps from outside the door then grabbed a hold and shook like our lives depended on it, i was closest to the door and can still picture it in my head now all i could see was the door explode open and this foot come out to land on the steps that were no longer there he done a full on head first into his garden shed and fell in a heap on the floor which was a good job for us as we were laughing so hard we could hardly run

I can back you up here @yen_powell i fucking hate them in fact if the wife has a jar in the fridge it helps with my diet one look at them and i don't feel like eating anymore

Mines the one in front and its just a cheep cover from e bay they seem to stand the punishing i give them most of the time, I have broken a few but mainly when pushing the bike up a rock or out of mud and my body has crushed it

Obviously that's why i don't want to change it everything important in my life is done with that e mail. The other accounts are disposable, that's why i was stressed when it stopped working

Does this count as a photo from the cockpit you can see it i was just further back

I've had this email for 19 years its a pop3 account and can say its worked perfect until these two glitches. I have a Gmail and Hotmail. but this one has no junk mail at all, i only use it for my banking and anything personal very rarely give it out to anyone

All sorted again now 50 minutes on the phone talking to a woman i could barely understand had to create a new account again fecking cunts anyhow all done

Just to annoy you more i got my log book for my new bike in less than a week

Nothing has bothered me for a few weeks until last night when i got home and my email keeps asking me to input my password and when i do it says something went wrong even though everything is right this happened about a month ago and had to contact virgin media they reset it their end and everything worked but that phone call was the best part of an hour so getting ready to talk or should i say wait for them to sort it

Its ok for her she doesn't have to go so far to stand up

Have i mentioned i like your garage floor before

Same here cracking breakfast at the Sennybrige cafe. I only have a steak and onion roll at the owls nest not had a breakfast there just dont ask for cheese unless you really really really like cheese i think he puts it on with a shovel

One of my favorite place @Cupid Stunt Any reason you go to that horrible cafe instead of the Owls nest

Don't forget that bloody tail pipe. If there was a competition for the ugliest exhaust in the world the one on that would be too ugly to enter

For some reason this reminded me of a story from years ago involving my dull mate Lee's twin brother. His name was Neil and they were in a night club in town chatting to a couple of girls both of them about 18 years old at the time. My dull mate Lee was getting on ok with the girl he was chatting up but Neil was getting nowhere with his and she had started being rude to him which pissed him off, so he went to the toilet and when he came back he said to my dull mate Lee lets go, after having a bit of a row over why he wanted to leave Lee agreed and left in a huff thinking he was in with that girl. Once they were outside Neil told Lee the real reason he wanted to leave, It was because when he was in the shitter he caught his turd in some toilet paper and had slipped it into the handbag of the girl that was pissing him off Still makes me laugh when i think of it chuckling to myself now as i typed this

Looking at the results my vote wouldn't have made any difference anyway

All this talk about switching votes and i forgot to vote

I have a few days of catching up

Think yourself lucky you got to the voting stage i was denied the opportunity to even put a losing photo up

Bristol and the mouth of the Severn in the distance, observed from Pontypool today