Sir Fallsalot

For some reason this reminded me of a story from years ago involving my dull mate Lee's twin brother. His name was Neil and they were in a night club in town chatting to a couple of girls both of them about 18 years old at the time. My dull mate Lee was getting on ok with the girl he was chatting up but Neil was getting nowhere with his and she had started being rude to him which pissed him off, so he went to the toilet and when he came back he said to my dull mate Lee lets go, after having a bit of a row over why he wanted to leave Lee agreed and left in a huff thinking he was in with that girl. Once they were outside Neil told Lee the real reason he wanted to leave, It was because when he was in the shitter he caught his turd in some toilet paper and had slipped it into the handbag of the girl that was pissing him off Still makes me laugh when i think of it chuckling to myself now as i typed this

Looking at the results my vote wouldn't have made any difference anyway

All this talk about switching votes and i forgot to vote

I have a few days of catching up

Think yourself lucky you got to the voting stage i was denied the opportunity to even put a losing photo up

Bristol and the mouth of the Severn in the distance, observed from Pontypool today

That's because your on a BMW

Don't tell me what to vote for i might end up doing the opposite

If we stop vote switching how are we going to get @XTreme's hopes up and then rip the rug from under his feet at the last minute

They have put a 40mph restriction on it now, doesn't slow me down just means i'll be done for 40 over the speed limit instead of 20

That's so cool only thing that comes into my garden is the neighbours cat and it only comes in to take a shit fucking thing

Fucking conned again, i go away for the weekend on the bike @XTreme gets wind of it and closes the post early so he gets a better chance of winning and i'm out on the new bike tomorrow a day before the end of the month i know your game mister

I think its a Poplar Hawkmoth

Found this bugger in work today trapped in that crap. I saw it or one like it earlier in the week at midnight flying around the building thought it was a bat at first it's big wouldn't like to hit it on the bike LOL Bloody thing creeps me out

You see some interesting shit in the sewers, we were working on a pumping station in the St melons area of Cardiff years ago, i was there to isolate the pumps so the wet well could be cleaned out, they found an engine block in there it had been washed along the sewer and dropped into the sump how it got into the sewer only god knows. Also found someones glass eye in one of the micro screens

You might have hit the jackpot finding that there's a real good chance you'll get bummed there, just remember to video it so @boboneleg can watch

good job there's not one near me or i'd be on my way there now

I have gone around the block when testing the bikes without gloves but my head don't like it. It starts reminding me of all the gravel i had embedded in the palm of my hand after a falling off a pushbike at low speed when i was a kid and how much it hurt at the hospital when they cleaned it out

We have doughnuts with no hole deep fried and filled with various things like Jam, custard, vanilla and so on

Better get used to it if your moving to NL

A small place in Merthyr not far away i bought my XR off him

I got it to do the tougher stuff local to me. Most of tomorrows ride is not what its intended for really but its running in time

Thanks, the last 2 stroke dirt bike i had was in 1989 so it's going to take a bit of getting used to, the power delivery on this bike is very much like a four stroke though as it has loads of bottom end torque designed more as a trail bike than an enduro bike that and the low seat height is what attracted me to it

Picked up the new toy today, had an hour out after prepping it for tomorrows ride. Its a Beta 300 X Trainer Jury is out for the moment its certainly more agile and easier to ride on the dirt than anything else i have but the gearing is stupidly low, first and second gears are useless for the kind of riding i do at the moment and the front suspension is going to need some work to get it right for me. The seat height is low and i can flat foot both feet when sat on it which is going to be a great help in the technical stuff the XR is a sky scraper in comparison to it. Lets see how a proper ride tomorrow goes