Sir Fallsalot

Cool stuff @Bruce and you traded all that coolness for a fucking boat

One of the things the dirty bastards were doing here was picking the shit up putting it in a bag and then hanging it on a tree branch or throwing it in the grit bins id rather it be left on the floor than that. There's someone in the day when i'm in work leaving their dog shit on the pavement outside my house. The fucker will be wearing it if i catch them unless their a big fucker

I think my first time on a bike was on the back of my uncles BMW exactly the same as this one. it was after that i started dreaming about bikes My first go on a bike solo was on a friends old trail bike haven't a clue what it was i was probably about 12 year old i had a straight line fixation and almost went down a 20ft grass bank on it but somehow turned away from it at the last second. My second go on a bike was a different friends OSSA 250 trials bike, i think i was around 13. Now that one did go over a 20ft drop. I rode wobbly along what was the old canal at the time and when i started to turn around the bike got the better of me and went up a grass bank which had about a 20ft drop the other side into the the cutting they were digging out for the new dual carriageway to Merthyr, I had managed to drop the bike on the edge as it went over and was holding onto it with all my strength but i couldn't hold it and over it went i can still picture it hitting the floor front wheel first on full lock i climbed down to it but couldn't start it as i didn't know it needed to be in neutral to kick it. In the meantime my mate turned up looking for me, i told him i flipped the bike trying to ride over the rocks, he congratulated me on getting to where i was on a first go as he struggled riding it out lol. i found out later he got rid of the bike shortly after because it had a twisted frame ? At about 14 or 15 my mate had a C90 which is what i really learned to ride on, we went everywhere on it taking it in turns to ride it totally illegal searching the valleys for pussy to impress Next came my first bike it was a DT175mx, well i needn't mention what trouble that got me into It was in real good condition and everything worked on it. Looked like this one Then i made one of the worst mistake of my life i swapped the DT for a Honda CB400N superdream thinking i could swap it for a 125 easier but how wrong i was, all i could get being young and easy to rip off was a CB100N, but i was now road legal and had started my life of two wheeled adventures

I see what you mean looked like the driving head is a little too small for the job and pushing the bearing in on the taper part rather than the top of the bearing

Good work @Grasshopper's Ride ? fixing things myself always gives me a good feeling of achievement. I've found a copper/hide mallet a much better tool than a rubber mallet for hitting things

I'll be having a few bottles of Desperados if that lazy boy of mine gets off his ass and gets me them

You haven't had it two minutes and you got it on the dirt already So is it soulless or not, come on i want to hear how it rides

If he's into grave robbing he needs to visit Cefn cemetery in Merthyr you didn't have to go digging deep for those bodies.

I like it especially the colour ? you meet the nicest people on a Honda?

No welsh water do this every now and again they just decide they've over spent and stop all new projects until existing ones are complete it last happened to us in 2011 we all ended up working in London for a year on a Wessex water job hope that don't happen again the drinking almost killed me LOL

Actually there's loads for electricians at the moment its just not our kind of work. we've had 8 on furlough since Christmas and most of them have been working not sat in the house doing nothing

We took men on about 8 months ago because welsh water told us to accelerate the job in Llanelli and then last month they pulled the plug on all their new projects we've finished the scheme 2 months early as they asked so now we have no work to go to until march

Well this weekend i will spend thinking myself lucky, we ended this week by making 6 of our guys redundant some i'm really sad to see go and others i don't particular care about but still not a nice thing for them

That's right @Pedro i'd be happy if the only thing stopping me from riding was high winds

I bought a new pair of boots wore them once the left foot leaked so sent them back got a replacement and have worn them once now dying to get out more to see if these leak before the bloody warranty runs out

I traded the VFR for the Africa Twin in 1993 to slow me down @boboneleg but all it did was reduce my top speed i was still a twat in the twisties and i was a bigger twat when i rode on my own, when with others i tend to ride as they do. I have slowed down a lot over the the last 10 years but i still have my moments where i just go off on one. I owned the VFR for four years and had a speeding ticket every year. I also had i few run ins with the police i wont put up in print on it so it had to go and i also decided i couldn't be trusted on anything sporty so stuck to the trail bikes or naked bikes to keep the top speed down.

Not sure Pete i only joined up because it covered 3 of the bikes i own in one place and was a great resource of information even with the clickyness. I only tend to sign up to stuff i have an interest in. One thing i can never understand is why people join bike groups for a bike they don't own or never have any intension of owning beats the shit out of me that one

I think so and then everyone disappeared its been dead ever since

I use Facebook for the bike side of things like what events are coming up and dedicated groups for a particular bike for information, but even sticking to those groups i have to come away from there to take a breath because i cant take the crap on there it's so hard to scroll past and not read it The only forum i visit other than this one is the XRV one but i found it very clicky. when in its prime i could answer someones question and the guy asking it would thank someone giving the same answer 3 posts down and not even acknowledge me and this happened all the time so i gave up on it, now its dead I've tried but still the same and I've been active on there for 13 years. Enjoying this place at the moment, but as its growing i'm finding it more and more difficult to keep up with everything and starting to miss posts as i don't have the time to sit and read everything, the good thing with the forum is its easy to pick up where you left off where on Facebook its lost forever after a day

And the last SP30 VFR again. I was always late for work and forever leaving at the last second. I'd been travelling to ferry road in Cardiff and could do it in 18 minutes riding like a lunatic same route every morning. This particular morning i was later than normal and after not being able take another bollocking i had to pull out all the stops to get there, I was up over the country lane from my house to Beddau in the blink of an eye and left the mini roundabout on the back wheel going as hard as i could and what should i pass going the other way while on the back wheel a bloody pursuit car, never seen one in this area before no problem i thinks as i drop back onto two wheels he ain't catching me. I come up behind a car going into a bend ahead and thinks take your time there's a long downhill straight after the bend you can take him there, but as i enters the straight i see another pursuit car in the junction half way down the hill, i decided to play it cool and follow the car down, the copper pulls out behind me and i feel my heart sink as i see the blue lights come on as i'm really getting a bollocking in work now i'm going to be real late. So sat in the plod car he asks me what the speed limit is down the hill and i say 50 he says no it's 30 and i go down the victimisation route and ask why i was pulled over instead of the car in front doing the same speed and his words were, he didn't come out of Beddau roundabout like a fucking lunatic do you want a fixed penalty or go to court so i accepted a fixed penalty and left with my tail between my legs 54 in a 30 that time, but i recon i was reported and the cops were waiting for me as i'd been down that hill about the same time of day for months at over 100mph so it was back to the A470 now that was deadly hated that route

Second SP50 was on the M4, VFR again. travelling back from the Isle of wight after a weekend away with the wife. Going past the junction before the Newport tunnels about 130mph and spots a patrol car in the corner of my eye on top of the bridge so i slows down to 70 and thought i got away with it but he catches me up around Cardiff gate done again 90 in a 70, what a dick i should have stuck to the 130 he would never had caught me before i turned off for home

I cant remember the the first SP30 but the first SP50 was on the M5, the place i worked needed a door latch to finish a motor control center before it could be delivered so they sent me to Bridgewater to pick it up on my bike (1986 VFR750). As I got on the M4 at Cardiff i was stuck behind a lorry being escorted by four police cars i tried to pass but they blocked me off by swerving in front of me with lots of hand gestures so i took it they didn't want me to pass. After crossing the old Severn bridge they carried on along the M4 and i turned off south on the M5, the road had very little traffic on it so i picked up the pace to a sedate 150mph a nice relaxing speed for me back then When i was approaching J18 i went through a fog patch and after wiping my visor In the distance i saw what i thought was a patrol car so i just shut the throttle off and let the bike slow down on the engine, it was a copper and i past him at about 75mph which was enough for a pull from him, it was a proper good cop bad cop scenario, i thought he was going to do me for my number plate when he asked me what my reg was on the bike about 8ft in front of him because the number plate was so small he couldn't read it, ended up being done for 96mph in a 70. I had worked out after paying fuel i would have had £75 on the mileage expenses but look how much the fine was, what a twat LOL