Sir Fallsalot

Buckster paints an ugly picture of clubs of the past to try and scare you, most modern MC club members are no different to you or me and just want to belong to something, there can be a group of hard core members that hide in amongst their normal members though. Any trouble I've ever witnessed over the years and I've seen a lot is usually interclub rivalry and do not involve non club members unless you've been running your mouth off or are unfortunate to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. The MC clubs i bump into on rally's now go out of their way to be friendly their trying to promote a good image now. The rally i was at last month i thought it was going to kick off as there was some fucker raging at one of the HA but nothing happened and it was smoothed over, whether that guy made it back to his tent or home remains to be seen though. MCC clubs here are just your run of the mill club anyone can join once you prove your not some psycho, some MCC clubs are affiliated to the local MC clubs and run them in a similar way where you have to prospect to get your patch. A lot are not. If you start a club and call it a motorcycle club you can expect a visit from your local MC club to check you out and try to get you to sign up that's one of the reasons the TRF call themselves a group and not a club. It's something i was really into in my late teens but grew out of it before i hit 30 far too many rules to follow all i wanted to do was ride, The MCC club i was in i was present at the very first meeting 39 years ago and its still going now, It was one of the best times of my life and shaped me as a young lad although i do think that time in the club has a lot to do with my lack of memory now.

I've been most of the week after work prepping the outside of the house ready for painting tomorrow so it better be dry

Yes it’s the top box of all top boxes even needs it’s own set of wheels

I read the Stella rally has been cancelled this year

This was probably the only time i ever had a topbox on a bike and will admit it was useful on that trip but because we were riding off road anything inside it got smashed to bits

That would certainly have got Pete's stamp of approval

Probably from the twat revving it straight from cold.

I know I just planted the seed for you

All you want now is a power outlet for your heated jacket and your winter riding setup will be complete

Did you ask Buckster to wear it for a month before he sent it to you so you could wear it to bed and snuggle down with his Bromhidrosis in your nostrils

Eh no that would be just weird i would wait until they left

No i was usually so drunk i'd be straight off to sleep and she was one of those girls that was totally into him wanted to come home with him after the job was finished but he brought another girl home instead and is still with her now

Finished the fence off today all i had to do was cut up one fence panel to make it into 3 different bits to finish the ends off and it's taken me all day in fact it took longer than everything i done yesterday i'm fooked now glad i'm in work tomorrow as i need a rest

When we were working in Essex in 2010 he pulled some bird but could never remember her name so ended up calling her Thursday because that's what day he would hook up with her and end up banging her in the hotel room, which sounds ok except he was sharing the room with me. I remember the one time after he had knobbed her at the start of the relationship i was in the bed next to them in a drunken stupor i heard her say do you think he heard us and i said no she didn't know where to look in the morning, after that she had no shame i'd be getting back to the room at some ungodly hour and they would be at it on the bed and she would say hello and carry on boning got to admit i did get the horn a few times

off my daughter i had a pint glass engraved with dads beer glass because she recons i'm always shouting who's had my glass and some tinny's, and a card off the boy which is more than i was expecting off either of them because whenever they ask what i want i always say i want nothing.

Last time i had a set of Avon tyres on a bike it was my VFR, when going into a bend i had to really push on the handlebars to get it to drop into a bend they were hard work. when they wore out which wasn't long i put some Michelin tyres on there, first bend i went into i almost crashed because i set myself up to ride like i had the Avon's on there but the bike just dropped into bends with the Michelins on its own and didn't need the extra effort i was putting in, that was 30 years ago though perhaps they have changed now. I always used Bridgestone's on my CB

That reminded me of one of the lads i work with, years ago he had a history of visiting ladies of the night. He was saying he had finished a job in Swansea early and when looking on some escorts page he noticed there was one working out of a hotel nearby so he messaged her and the reply was, the door is open when you enter the room pass the money into the tent then put your cock in, he thought that's odd but went along, he went into the room and sure enough there was a tent set up with a finger beckoning him on out of the zip of the tent, he passed the cash though the opening and then shoved his cock in who or whatever was in the tent done their job and he left, I said did you see who was in the tent he said no and not a word was spoken i said fuck that i want to see the other side of what i'm sticking my cock into could have been a bloke he just shrugged his shoulders and said whatever

Fucking weather has been shite today one minute i getting sunburnt and the next it's lashing down made my job today twice as long. I'm as far as i can go with the fence today Old temporary fence or whats left of it that's been there since 2018 New fence i'm worn out now and my feet are killing me from all the toing and froing

When were the tyre pressures last checked

I remember them putting signs up on the A470 near me and for the first couple of months the sign read and i quote "sign not in use" FFS

can you fit a DB killer in it or is there even one available for it

Just secondhand bike maintenance once its done you will never have to do them again except the pads of course the ones on the van that is

What was the oil like Bob

Dragged all my tools out to fix the fist fence post to work from tomorrow and just as i started the heavens opened FFS, anyway its done now so good to go for tomorrow weather permitting of course