Sir Fallsalot

Outstanding photos as usual ?

Poor bugger wish him well from me Bob ?

I've tried since with no luck, only way i could think of getting it done is to get the parts manufactured but i don't like scooters enough to even look into it lol

What box is it Bob I've bought a few from Dave's cases their the same as peli

Currently dealing with my daughters first time being pissed she's just come back from her friends 18th birthday party it was hers a few weeks ago. All i can say is it's funny and scary at the same time leaving her to it now but tomorrow i will be trying to educate her

Cool ?

Out on the trails it was bloody hot My phone went into relapse and told me it was too hot as well lol

After today's ride i got a few stylishy photos of me Its not often im in a photo so posted them all sorry

I tried to restore it when i was 16 Alan and just couldn't get hold of a piston back then or the exhaust manifold so gave up on it

I do a lot on my own but i do go out with friends as well, sometimes you need someone to take the piss out of Tomorrow i am meeting some people i have never met before to go trail riding with

Horror movie ?

Because he didn't want his dildo in with his dirty trainers come on Alan think about it

My uncle was the motorcyclist in our family he had an BMW 100rs my same as this He used to ride with an open faced helmet so he could smoke when he rode, he always had a rolley stuck to his lip, the dash of the bike was covered in fag ash and there were nip burns everywhere. He bought it new and kept it until he past away. He put over 100,000 miles on it he also owned a moto guzzi V50 My father had an old scooter which is still in one of his sheds in bits somewhere. For him it was just transport one of these ugly things My younger brother had a short run with bikes but never really got under his skin like it did with me and my elder brother and sister were just into cars

I have heard there's a bit of snobbery goes on on this ride so people like me and you Yen would be pushed to the back out of sight if allowed to join in that is

I don't know what you lot were googling but when i googled what Havana Brown was i got this found it much better with the sound off though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4VZgbMmlKY

Drug running using the family as cover

My CRF1000 is the first bike that I've owned with ABS or traction control, loads of people moan about the TC being too intrusive when it first came out and turn it off. I don't know how their riding but i have never felt it intrude where it shouldn't but it has taken the wind out of my sails a few times when trying to get some air over a humped back bridge or when trying to impress some chicks with a wheelie that never happened lol. Personally if i could of got the bike without it all i would have but the non ABS model didn't come to the UK

I see you are getting more adventurous ? I was going to say use the side stand but you had already sussed it out and yes i usually carry a fold up saw but at 25 deg i don't think i would have bothered to use it and turned around as well

I've had one on my bike for 3 years, like you say i cant really notice a draft in hot weather but can certainly feel it in cold weather so there is air passing around down there. I originally fitted it to cover up the poor gel insert job i done on the spare seat but really like the look of it so would leave it on anyway

Let interpret this for you Pete, it's basically saying your old be careful you don't break a hip

I thought that might have been the entrance to a mine that's been blocked up. the end of its got a filled in look

I had a power ranger mate that ended up on one of those type of roads years ago on the way back from Llandovery and knowing its what i ride he said to me i don't know how you ride those roads Fred their busy as fuck and nowhere to pass. I asked what he was doing on there and he replied the main road was closed due to an accident. I replied Duh and walked away lol

Yup all spot on, but You forgot to mention the Strom might not get you a Blow job but riding one makes you eligible to give them out which is worse than receiving in my book

@XTreme Have you tried something like this to keep some air flow on your undercarriage https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Motorcycle-Scooter-Cool-Seat-Cover-Double-Layer-Non-Slip-Insulation-Cushion-Pad/353074666740?_trkparms=ispr%3D1&hash=item5234e3dcf4%3Ag%3AkwIAAOSwnSBeuKlj&enc=AQAFAAACcBaobrjLl8XobRIiIML1V4Imu%2Fn%2BzU5L90Z278x5ickkWpEuxXwAiCNKyBQsQ5%2Fe6xr187XaUB2nCVFiAeff7zuKhBaNs%2FjD7yvrmESGGoPLMN3lnsp34CPtrz70zOaMvI6gta9PjwEXE1qTRzozCQJ0KonpGV6r%2FQ0A%2FOriC%2FBnelXGjKJeI5A4S1p9Vx4mkY%2B2DLZ50yFzPm5S4IMQ50PE7oWS6HSEuzcUk7llrjdvjBhSX1miABdtXeZfWM85X%2FpWArUBIY2wG3hRZb%2FfxVBiV6VxCaR8rgC%2BLkdBf%2BT9H3e6%2FaPRFO0Me9arQyjs%2Fyr6XAUPBwE6snLUbXuX15R%2F7ewUurkc4kWydxjOdNb%2Bi6DySF4JK6XLZLaAF%2FQ3utp%2BUuKoPkMuhdxTK%2B1TCC%2FIgoakz0d1k8hVqPETRd8LSqn2L63FeKaYdBVrpTo6Z4fAbOA149zWJVHVmu9jX3Z8x0QqrQlkReaTRtd%2FM7hJDYdI%2BYFxGPBxb%2Fjxcj4JyF6vVDaT8WcJRi0Al0z82XAXI21N9UHP%2Ff9QkWNXKvdaRv1JGmmfpzQ1jE%2BK5vkoHJZcDP5wgR7k9Mjvo2ykZnX85IZhVx7WW7hkaaJ%2Bg543%2FwZPtU%2FPMQNp83tYbUIJIoYyKWQRIaecPfnm19qvOWC%2BjihaWmqkkTxqTj42e6Zcv7gJEJJte39gpeZbhzGPy%2BTEO4WAMmC1QjpjbzyRp2v2kEKKeLNToL%2BzqKaj9EQNoWvzu%2F8pqENB1KDpjJfkpsf2lvLDZw7h8XVm91Y4P4hbjb4qQ28nWJRwDs4WxxQcIeverieLLPpk3510VWDIGg%3D%3D&checksum=35307466674048ebb22985e64dc9abffd7ca4c78377b&fbclid=IwAR3VJn3cBbb9S5h79uTAzoLCN-Z-YeTgnAqu-4LuBgOe5GojKJioxd13svA

Did you get his number so you can send him the bill for a new pair of nickers