Sir Fallsalot

I was working in Essex in 2011ish and got woken by the hotel fire alarm in the early hours. Got out of bed still pissed to see what was going on and found myself in the corridor outside my room with a locked door and bollock naked while the hotel was being evacuated the drunken twat i shared a room with didn't wake up for the fire alarm or my frantic shouting and banging on the door for what seamed like forever. A couple of weeks later same room on my own this time got up for a piss in the early hours and again found myself in the corridor outside my room with a locked door and bollock naked again. this time i had to take the lift to the reception to get another key i'd like to think the girl at reception was laughing at my predicament not my winky ?

I'm going to review it in a few years when there's some fixes and reviews for it, love the look of it wish the Japs would build something like this

There are some interesting bikes turning up that cater to my taste this is another i quite like https://www.ajpmotorcycles.co.uk/models/trail/pr7-adventure-600/

This is the other photo i have of that Bob. I almost rode it on the way up this year but my belly was rumbling so went the quick way.

If you pick the wrong bike it will be exactly like dog ownership you'll be picking up shit every time you take it out ?

I'm planning to stay in for a bit as every man and his dog will be out there it will be total chaos for the first couple of weeks

Same here Bob i'd probably end up with the dog. These big singles i consider the Swiss army knife of bikes

And we are polluting the world its you boat boys doing that with your gallons to a mile motors, hell i think those girls vibrators burn more gas than my bike ?

Wheres your like button gone anyway LIKE

Cant say i do but then i cant remember what i done last week either LOL

@Specs That's Nigel's mate Jason we met up the farmyard party ?

I forgot about the turd LOL

You will have to behave yourself now Bob LOL

Plus those CV carbs work better with the air box installed

Or join the group and slag the bike off without even swinging a leg over it, get all their info from other non owners slagging it off because their bike is better lol

Manual of course anything else is a moped ?

You want to see the "whats best manual or DCT" posts on the CRF1000L group, there's usually three running side by side and every bloody time its the same questions and answers i made my mind up by getting off my arse and test riding it and i bought it because i liked it couldn't give a toss what some poll says or anybodies opinion lol

Great photos and trip ?

Helmet vibration (oo err) was a big problem with mine on the Africa Twin i found it was caused by air coming up the fork tunnel i put my hand there while riding one day and it disappeared I made this out of a bit of perspex i had lying about problem solved this was the prototype

I forgot about that pub on the campsite i really liked that place. Excellent trip ? i think if i done it again on the bike i'd spend less time in a tent and go more for hostels/bunk houses i really don't like putting a tent up and down ?

I just farted and he caught whiff of it lol

My mate had one many years ago. A group of us were out riding and stopped for a chat, after a while my mate with the DT50 said there's something wrong with my bike have a go see what you think, he said you will have to give it some welly to pull off as there's not much go in it so never ridden a 50 before i gave it a handful and dumped the clutch unknown to me he had bump started it backwards and when i dumped the clutch it nearly turned me into a eunuch we were all laughing about it for days ??

When i clicked on your video it just downloaded to my PC that's how i had it to upload to youtube

@Specs you got to upload your videos to youtube or something similar and then copy the link to get them to work i done this one for you ?

Love the 13 i have its predecessor the CB1000