Sir Fallsalot

Fuck and i thought she was just after some German sausage this time.

Are they offering a hair transplant as well cos i'll need one first LOL

Had one of those grab it chicken on a stick things from an ethnic minority shop on the way to work this morning. I was half way through it and thought it don't taste right looked at the use by date and it was a year out of date. If i'm ill tomorrow i shall be in their shop dropping my pants and shitting on their floor the twats

What instead of being boring

I would put the seat back on and leave it like this

I avoid that place because its so busy LOL but a good place to visit if you haven't been

I'm trying to temp you in with things like this lol although the weather will play a huge part

If i switch provider i loose the fibre optic network and it will cost me more, virgin have me by the balls they have the best package in my area and i'd be stupid to change. My TV, phone and broadband for £49 a month. I haven't had a BT land line in over 20 years which i would have to have to change providers plus a satellite dish fitted with all the extras that come with it.

Swansea is a nice place to visit it was a shit hole when Pete lived there but it's all been redeveloped since he's left

Depends what your after i find coastal stuff too busy. I always recommend the Elan valley to Tregaron and then back via Llyn Brianne Llandovery Owls nest Cafe there but it all depends where you are staying and how long a ride you want

Yup that's what i was getting on every device in the house turned my phones WIFI off and then i could get to the forum been fucking about with lots of settings trying to figure it out but i think it fixed itself.

Me to lol

Apart from wasting time trying to get back on here no idea why i bothered lol i visited my parents my mother was 86 on Wednesday and my father was 90 today. my younger brother turned up haven't seen him in a while either.

Your all fucking twats i love you to My ISP will allow me to go to all sorts of dodgy porn sites but wouldn't bring me here what does that say about this place.

My body is past it but my head keeps disagreeing with it LOL This was my body today

Not just churches old buildings museums and shit like that those are the only photos she sent me, not my thing really and that's why i'm at home and she is with here friends there lol

I would say lack of exercise is the biggest problem i get out of breath going upstairs, i need to do more for fitness and if i didn't get a hernia pulling the bike up there today i'm never going to get one LOL

No at least i don't think so shes gone to look at churches and other stuff with a couple of her friends and she can't take a photo to save her life lol

Had no choice was the problem i don't care if the road is opened back up or not that's the last time i'm going there

It was raining today so i decided to check on the new lane we got opened as the locals have been kicking off and there would be nobody about, The TRF were clearing it last Thursday so i thought i'd ride down it and then back up not to rub the locals noses in it at the bottom. Going down was hard going mainly because i didn't have the confidence to just let the bike go over the slippery rocks When i got to the bottom i decided fuck going back up as going down had worn me out and proceeded to the exit but found the locals have got the council to put the barrier back up and it was locked. I had no option but to go back up surprisingly the bike found loads of grip on what was the slippery rocks coming down and it was only my poor fitness that was holding me back. I had to stop here for a rest from there up it started getting hard And stopped here for my second heard attack i think i lost my soul in that washout After i got out i decided to head home i was going to be out for a few more hours but i was fucked, i think i really need to do something about my fitness or lack of it

The wife sent me a message saying when she was driving to Bristol this morning one of the motorway information signs said SUCK MY BIG FAT COCK I think it's someones last day

Oddly enough my wife is in Germany this weekend.

Too late