Sir Fallsalot

Use Autosol T cut

I know moneys tight Clive but really don't think that's the answer

I doubt it i'll have the wife in tow or to be more accurate she will have me in tow LOL

It will be better New Year’s Eve because I will be there

her shorts cost £10 and £9.99 is up her arse

I bet hernia's are bigger and take longer to operate on in Poland

I’m not an expert but I don’t think that’s where a penis fly trap goes wouldn’t have happened on the NHS

So how big was it Pete It was this big

I was there last year not on holiday though even though there was a beach behind me LOL

I thought you were outta here LOL

Finally got my driveway tarmacked today. Hopefully i can get the walls rendered now and then the fencing. It's the wrong way round to do it but I had to get the top bit tarmacked first to stop the water soaking into the ground and then through the wall and it's only taken me five years

Good to hear I've been meaning to ask where she is

He's still trying to work out how he's going to explain his new high pitched voice and the name change to Petra

That's the only bit i'd like if i was self employed (except the footy LOL) but it would never happen with me, i would just be living in work 24/7 as i cannot shut off, even being employed i lay awake thinking about the job i'm doing tomorrow i just cant help it. I have been asked to take over the company i work for when the owner retires many times over the years but I've never had any interest and one of the reasons is the owner is now 70 years old and he still comes into work almost every day even though he doesn't have to fuck that LOL

Fitted my Christmas reef today

My old range rover was a pain as some of it was imperial and some was metric it was a year when they were using up the last of the imperial stuff before it all went metric

I thought we would be listening to the sound of the bike with the new camera or is the music to overwrite your screaming every time you see a wet patch

Whats those strange numbers where the spanner size should be i can see why they have never been used now LOL

When i read that i thought you were talking about this forum and Aixams was some new gender i was going to dread hearing about lol

Probably better to describe it as a fiat with a ford badge

Take your pick LOL

I believe so

I ended up watching a YouTube video on how to do the same job on a fiat 500 they seem to be very similar